Your Honor I am a RIP-OFF whore, and am filing a criminal lawsuite against MR.A for writing false information about our encounter under the name of Mr.B!
His Honor:
What evidence do you have that Mr.A is Mr.B?
PLAINTIFF:
Everything in that review word by word is what happened between Mr.A and I, it has to be him!
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