I have a great idea. Call the girls on Backpage.com and schedule a date with them. When you come to the date, you can share with the escort about the New World Order Conspiracy. You are paying the escort to hear your conspiracy theory about International Bankers, Jesuit Conspiracy,  Freemasonry, 9/11 inside job, Skull and Bones, Sharia Law invasion, and Billderberg.
It is not a crime to discuss Conspiracy Theories with an escort.
If the woman start taking about trading money for sex, do not accept the offer.  If the escort ask you what you come here for, tell them is to discuss conspiracy theories. It is not a crime to share with an escort about conspiracy theories.
If the undercover officer gets you into a conversation about trading money for sex, it’s time to turn up the heat.   It is time to do a Glen Beck on the woman.   Try to get her to admit she hate Freemasons, Catholics, or Muslim. If she refuses to admit it, tell her that I know you hate Freemasons, Catholics or Muslim. Try to prove to her one of these groups or religions are bad. For example, tell her about Sharia law and how it oppresses women.  Say something like “You have to hate Muslims.”
What is going on is that if you get an undercover cop to admit that they hate Catholics, Muslims or Freemasons, they will be immediately fired from the police department.  Police officers been fired for making derogatory comments or writing comments on race, religion or sexual origin.  According to department rules and civil rights regulation, police officers cannot make derogatory comments or writing comments on race, religion or sexual origin.
You can learn how to do a Glenn Beck on the undercover officer by watching Glenn Beck interview with Debra Medina.  Remember No SEX on the first date with the Backpage.com escort. Just conversation about Conspiracy Theories.  
Only good for USA. May not be good in other countries.