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Are escorts legal and tender north of the 48 states, i.e. Canada
Legal_Beagle 2842 reads
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A hobbyist with a permanent erection is heading to Ontario, anyone have current info? He is thinking of putting his manhood into the Niagara and would like to come home flaccid. He notes that his research shows mostly incall w/out verification is available. What say those of you hobbyists who attend fancy pussy breeding shows in Canada?

Here is a little background info:

Recently a Superior Court justice destroyed the federal prostitution law in Ontario and now sex workers can solicit customers, and this sets the precedent for judges in other provinces to do the same i.e. voiding the prohibition for communicating to facilitate prostitution, pimping and operating a bawdy house.

However, there is no crime of prostitution governing the rest of Canada, but activities that are usually associated with prostitution may be still be considered a criminal offense. For example, buying sex from or communicating about buying sex with an under 18 year is an indictable criminal offense with it a minimum six-month jail term. While it is not a crime in general to buy sex, but if this is done in a public place it is a criminal offense.
Engaging in sexual acts in a public place is also an offense that falls under the ‘indecent act’. Car fucking is included.

So where can you exercise your foot long? Obviously, the fucking has to take place somewhere. However, if the activity occurs in a place used for that purpose, it is considered a bawdy house and that is “verboten.” So you must seek out a venue with respectable fuckers. Pimping is also a crime with up to 14 years in jail, as is convincing or forcing someone into prostitution.

Nonetheless, Internet escort sites exist although I don’t know about verification. So good luck in your hobby pursuit but make sure you do pick up any pussy fur that your wife might spot while cleaning your underwear.

G22201 reads

After all, everyone knows Canada's the natural habitat for beaver.  Although you might want to have an answer prepared in case the wife points out that beaver fur is straight, not curly.  And it should probably be better than "You're obviously hunting in the wrong places!"

LB your writing style always cracks me up!

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