Posted By: IndyHunter
I am looking for an experinced hobby friendly attorney.. If at all I get into trouble I want to have someone on my side. I should be able to call him any time of the day. You don't know when you need his help. Rather than searching for an attorney, I would like to have one pre-selected.
Ah, having a 'pre-selected' attorney is like a talisman. As soon as any cop says 'boo', just whip out your cell, & your pre-selected attorney will appear right-by-your-side like a genie from a magic lamp!
Let's try to imagine how this will actually play out. You're web surfing & see her Backpage ad. She's amazingly hot in that black bikini--just like that cheerleader from high school that you always dreamed of fucking. You text her, & she's free right now if you hurry! You jump in your car & gun it across town, running yellow lights till you get to her hotel. She texts you the room number. You knock on the door, your dick throbbing against your leg. An unshaven cop opens the door & flashes his badge. "Step inside, handsome. You're under arrest".
Your soul leaves your body. The cop pushes you up against the hotel wall and pats you down, confiscating everything in your possession, including your precious cell with that magic number. The cop reads your miranda rights and you're hoping this is all a bad dream & you'll soon wake up next to your sweet wife. You don't.
You: I need my cell, I want to call my attorney!
Cop: Really? I want a burger & fries. You can chat with your lawyer later. Right now, we're going for a ride downtown.
He cuffs your hands behind your back and takes you to an unmarked car. He drives you to the ugly part of town, where you never go. He leads you into a drab gray detention center for booking. There are scary tattooed men looking at you. One of them sniffs your neck and says "you smell like a little bitch". You really need to pee. They take you to a brightly lit room, and you're squinting like a frightened rabbit. They snap your mug shot. It will be posted on the internet in the next few hours.
Time crawls, plenty of time to think about this nasty turn your life has taken. What are you going to tell your wife and kids, oh no. You're eventually taken to a processing station. There's a "bail schedule" posted for non-violent offenses like 'solicitation' where you can pay your bail and then be released. They turn over your possessions, including your precious cell. You can call your attorney now. --z