The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city,
I was like many men, feeling tired and shitty
Holiday plans were made, and presents were bought,
Yet my mind was stressing, and all full of thought
Then deep in the night, while all snug in my bed,
Grand Visions of Tori appeared in my head.
That's who I forgot, “It’s me! I exclaimed.
How could I forget me? I felt so ashamed
So up out of bed, and on with my pants
For a midnight rendezvous, it was worth the chance!
A chance to see Tori, that naughty little Elf
Who could make me feel good again, just like my old self
And when I got there, I was greeted with her smile
It was warm and friendly and said, “Stay a little while”
She was all dressed in red, with little white lace
She complimented the festive, decorations of her place
Like Santa’s north pole this was a special retreat
And the Naughty Elf Tori, was always friendly and sweet
She made me a drink as then rubbed my feet I’d say for me, this was certainly a treat
Her eyes they twinkled! her dimples were merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, and her lips like cherry! Then she winked at me, and gave me a smirk
She spoke not a word, and went straight to work
The tension was leaving, I started to unwind
Tori was always so special, so giving and kind.
Unlike Santa who gives, Christmas gifts that are nice
Tori always gives naughty, gifts full of spice
It was just what I needed, to make my holiday complete
But my time spent with Tori, is always such a treat
But now I must go, and did my best imitation
Of Santa in his sleigh, and his famous exclamation!
On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem!
Good night to you Tori, my sweet little Vixen!
She waved at me and shouted, as I drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to you all, and to all a good-night!"
Naughty Elf
Tori Blake
619-559-9196
'Dear Santa,
'I've been a very good girl this year, Santa, but now I'm wanting you to bring me something bad, very bad. I want you to bring me a vibrator and show me how to use it. I'd like other toys that we could share and have fun with, too.'
'But, wait, that's not all Santa, I need to taste your kisses, and smell the scent of your skin. Maybe you could just drop those big baggy red pants before you bend over to put my presents under the tree! Or, maybe you'd like me to come to where you are and help you open your big black belt. Just so you can be comfortable and take a short break on your busy night of work.'
So ...
'There are some other things I'd like, and so you don't forget, I'm writing them down. Here you go, my Santa with a heavy hung bag full of toys:
Sexy Corset with thigh highs
Sexy stilettos size 71/2
Blind fold
Different flavored Lubes
Oh, yes, I'd like a trip around your pole, oops, I meant a trip around the North pole. And a ride on your sex, no, no, I meant a ride in your sleigh. How about wrapping around me, sorry, I meant how about wrapping me in fur. And, maybe you could eat my cookies, darn!, I meant I'll put out some cookies for you to eat.'
But, then ...
'What the heck, Santa, you're driving me crazy! I want you just as much this year as I always did. I'll light the candles, put out a plate filled with condoms, and wait for you in the bedroom. This good little girl wants to be very, very bad. Don't be late, Santa!'
Besides, Santa always brings bad girls the best gifts!
Squirting Good Time
Tori Blake
-- Modified on 12/6/2011 8:43:33 AM
