The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city, 
I was like many men, feeling tired and shitty 
Holiday plans were made, and presents were bought, 
Yet my mind was stressing, and all full of thought 

Then deep in the night, while all snug in my bed, 
Grand Visions of Tori appeared in my head. 
That's  who I forgot, “It’s me! I exclaimed. 
How could I forget me? I felt so ashamed 

So up out of bed, and on with my pants 
For a midnight rendezvous, it was worth the chance! 
A chance to see Tori, that naughty little Elf 
Who could make me feel good again, just like my old self 

And when I got there, I was greeted with her smile 
It was warm and friendly and said, “Stay a little while” 
She was all dressed in red, with little white lace 
She complimented the festive, decorations of her place 

Like Santa’s north pole this was a special retreat 
And the Naughty Elf Tori, was always friendly and sweet 
She made me a drink as then rubbed my feet  I’d say for me, this was certainly a treat 

Her eyes they twinkled! her dimples were merry! 
 Her cheeks were like roses, and her lips like cherry!  Then she winked at me, and gave me a smirk 
She spoke not a word, and went straight to work 
The tension was leaving, I started to unwind 
Tori was always so special, so giving and kind. 
Unlike Santa who gives, Christmas gifts that are nice 
Tori always gives naughty, gifts full of spice 

It was just what I needed, to make my holiday complete
 But my time spent with Tori, is always such a treat 
But now I must go, and did my best imitation
 Of Santa in his sleigh, and his famous exclamation! 

On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem!
 Good night to you Tori, my sweet little Vixen!
 She waved at me and shouted, as I drove out of sight,
 "Happy Christmas to you all, and to all a good-night!"
 
Naughty Elf
Tori Blake
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