Because it looks like she'd have quite a few customers.

I definitely want to know if this person exists because that's amazing.

. . . I hesitate to see anyone who doesn't screen, midget or no midget.

....but I can't.

Get jokes much?

and CBJ only?

Fucking with one WELL RESPECTED lady my friend.

Good Luck with that. I hope she kicks your ass three ways from SUNDAY!!!!!

Hey; that should be a munu'ed item.LOL

Let's not start your hobby experience off on the wrong foot....please don't crash and burn.

You are a stand up comedian right? So you have studied how to communicate and how to place a punch line....you know your audience pretty much dictates via feed back what is and what is not funny right? Ok so if my memory of your self description of your love of comedy is correct then you should know.....it is much easier to covey a "joke" when you are face to face with your audience.

Written forms of communication are by far the most difficult to properly convey. We cannot see your body language, your facial expressions, nor can we interpret the inflections of your audible tones while you are communicating. To further complicate things this is not a comedy forum. This is a ho board...and some of the people who participate here have been friends in and out of the sheets for years. They can tell when the poster who is their long time friend is being down right silly as hell.....

So when you are joking around about a Persian Midget....and we have a lady who was referred to in the ISO post as Persian that we all know and love....we don't take too kindly to that.

We don't know you...it is very difficult to understand when you are playing around and when you are not playing around. If you are playing around that is not funny, if you are not playing around that is not funny and will not garner you any ground in trying to establish yourself in the TER hobby community.

I know Tasha very well....as in outside the business we are VERY CLOSE friends and I can tell you right here and now I will get almost uncontrollably physically VIOLENT when it comes to TASHA VEGAS.....she is my static doubles partner, my girls night out buddy, my gambling pal, cigar buddy/ drinking buddy....all that.

I think this all started over you not being qualified to attend to a Meet and Greet...well guess what? I didn't get an invite either...I don't go to meet and greets here so I don't get invited and WHO CARES? I am not holding a grudge against anyone....Tasha, Outerlimits and I are still cool....It's a fucking party.....no hard feelings. We are adults. If I change my mind...as close as I am with Tasha I will SEND ALL MY INFORMATION IN AND REQUEST AN INVITE..and nail bite until I get an answer if my answer is NO...oh well I will take my ass to the gym....I do not and will not expect her or Outerlimits to break the rules bc it is me.

If you plan to stick around in the hobby....let me help you out....purchase your VIP, do some serious research find someone who you would like to spend some time with....repeat that about 10 times with reputable ladies....and stop being an ASS on the board. Otherwise just based on your board presence you are going to end up on some lists....and that would defeat your ENTIRE purpose of being on TER. No one wants to spend time with a mean ass DRAMA KING!


Regards......

No but I have a Persian cat that throws up hair balls and licks his balls?

When did she change her name to MONICA!!!!LMAO


Save those 'ceeegarsss' BTW.

That wasn't just well stated, that was nicely said.

I hope the next time I go all flakey there will be a mellow and lovely gal like yourself that takes the time to sit down at the keyboard and help me back over the fence.

My respects,

Alan

I'm guessing we have very different definitions of that word. As well as what makes a person worthy of RESPECT.

If you've got something to say, out with it.  You've made a point of being the LV board piss ant in spite of being given pretty good advice from a lot of the regulars.

It seems that you've got a bone to pick with Tasha.  If so, get it out in the open, or STFU!

You also miss the mark here and there. None of this has anything to do with the M&G. I didn't insult her. She insulted me. I replied. And with restraint, truth be told. We don't like eachother. She apparently has her reasons. I have mine. And they have nothing to do with a party invite.

I agree that humor is hard to convey in a forum like this.... BUT I can't imagine anybody could take my post as anything other than a joke. Less they think I was actually searching for a kinky persian midget.

I honestly have expected more from this group. But they've been more uptight, boring, robotic and stern than I ever would have thought possible. There are a few girls here who have peaked my interest. Maybe 4 or 5. They all my type in that they seem young, cute, pretty and fun. But certain people here wondering if that's even possible. I just wrote a whole paragraph on this point, but it would likely keep this post from getting posted.

I am who I am. I'm playful. I don't hold grudges. I abhor censorship. And I don't worry about making somebody's list.

Now, hopefully this reply doesn't make you uncontrollably violent. Because I appreciate your reply. It seemed very well intentioned.

....Your post is considered innapropriate due to being negative, trouble making, rude, and/or slanderous. Contact the moderator for details.

Leading by example, I see.

As for the queen bee, there's no point in going into detail. Suffice to say I don't get what all the fuss is about. But YOU suggesting that I get it out in the open is hilarious. Do you even hear yourself?

You've had 4 posts disallowed here this week.  3 of them because you insisted on calling out Natalie Lux's rate on her ad.  Not my rule, but it's also not a new one.  The 4th one was a reply to a pulled post, so that's just filler.

2 more posts disallowed on the M&G board.  That's 6 of 25 posts getting yanked.  Not a great track record.  Honestly, I should've pulled several more of your posts (and had PM's requesting I do so), but I believe in letting people make asses of themselves and you're doing just fine.  You keep going on about censorship, but you're barking up the wrong tree.  Apparently you don't know shit about me, because I'm the least censoring mod on TER these days.

So, if you've got something to say, say it and quit whining about how the big bad moderator won't let you say something.  I can see the posts that were approved, and not approved.  Care to continue trying to lie to the people that can't see them?

I know this young lady in more ways than a lot of people.

I AM GOING TO DEMAND A FUCKING APOLOGY "TO HER" right here and fucking NOW BITCH!!!!!!!!!!


How's that for breaking posting rules you asshole!!! Ok mod i'm willing to pay the price for my outburst!!!


IS THIS GUY FUCKING KIDDING!!! Someone please tell me he was yanking chains here.

Yada.....

Again you are lumping us all together honey....we are not all anything. They are not uptight....they are not anything....bc there is NO "THEY"....this site and its participants are just like any other social group of people.......we are as diverse as any other sector of society...the only thing that binds us together is our love of sex.

If you were to post something that you considered to be funny about people with green eyes..and no one except you thought it was appropriate....it would be expected for there to be a shit storm on the boards....they would look like they were back peddling if they were to say: Oh it was a joke lighten up.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! There is no way to make it funny.

At this point I have been really mature in my slow to speak style and not joining you in being an ass. I decided to not be an ass because you are relatively new to this particular sector of the lifestyle.

If you decide to stick to your guns and remain in the train of thinking that "everyone is wrong about your approach and you are right".....unfortunately, you will end up on a bunch of DNS list.

Maturity does not mean you are over a certain age...it means you are smart enough to know you are NOT ALWAYS RIGHT.

.....and in this case baby you are dead wrong.


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Dude, that's the best laugh I had all day.

Look at you getting all hot under the collar. And so chivalous, too. Defending the honor of the "lady" you pay to have sex with you.

Now, mind you, nothing wrong with paying for sex. But I think you've lost your perspective here.

Still chuckling. Thanks

"Maturity does not mean you are over a certain...it means you are old enough to know you are NOT ALWAYS RIGHT."

That's a great fucking line. Especially if you originated it.

I don't usually lump people into grounps. I don'y usually generalize. But like I said the other day, this place is just so schoolyard. I'm surely one of the youngest people here. I'm surprised how certain people here of a certain age are so quick to call names and shake their fist.

It's okay. You can call me an ass. I'll admit I'm kinda being one today.

You just seem a little too delicate to moderate a board like this. Maybe find a nice knitting forum?

Yesterday you explained why my original post to Luv was not allowed. It was a legitimate point. Not at all the reason you first gave. You gave me the generic rude and slanderous line. Maybe if you had said it's because weekly ads are off limits, we wouldn't be here right now.

Besides, was I really calling her out? Yes, it was sarcastic, but how could you know that's how I meant it. It could've just as easily been taken seriously.

Okay, that's a stretch even for me.

You say you don’t hold grudges, but that’s untrue. You claim to be playful, yet in my opinion you behave like an ass seeking approval by acting out. In fact, you behave very much like someone who has not matured beyond the "well intentioned innocence" games you play on your mother and yourself.

My God, out of all the people to attack and post your feelings of dislike, you picked Tasha? LOL, you’d of gotten some support out there if you’d of targeted some asshole like me, or Smarty (who’s very good at taking the hits and hitting back, BTW), or MP67 – he’s good for a swear word or two.


You have become a troll, which is sad if not somewhat entertaining, and your posts should be ignored, or denied for lack of useful content. Of course you don't care about anyone here, but this board can no longer be of any use to you - and you're all that matters, right?


You wouldn't believe it, but I swear you could come back in a week or two without the attitude and nobody here would hold water under the bridge against you. They're just like that, you know?

Been great interacting with ya.

AS

You are doing way too much....way too much.....lol!! Calm down and have a drink or do whatever you do to relax.....bc at this point hobbying is not what you are going to be able to do within this forum.

I love Lil Phil we have not always seen eye to eye....and trust me he really is a cool dude.....he has pulled several of my post (I AM STILL MAD ABOUT THAT SHIT)...but oh well what am I going to do about it? NOT A THING.....I will continue to publicly grope him and move on....I am an adult and I am not always right.....he is a mod and this is his board......I can tell you from a historical stand point....YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE HIM PULL YOUR POST THAN TO HAVE BOARD ADMIN PULL YOUR POST.

I don't know who peed in your wheaties this morning... but for real baby you have your boxers in a twist today!

Can you please be nice?....being an ass is not helping your cause.

A flu in 100 degree weather. Ain't that just dandy.

But when I'm feeling better, I'll be more than happy to let you buy me a drink.

Deal if that is what it will take for you to ZIP YOUR PIE HOLE!!! Not another peep out of you for the rest of the weekend and no more of you being a meany!!!!!! ZIP IT!...and I WILL KNOW IF YOU USE AN ALIAS!

Drink lots of fluids, lay down, rest, log off ter, and have some chicken noodle soup.

As for you being impressed.....I could care less.  You are the one who picks up bar girls and hunts through backpage and CL for your 30 minute appts.  I wouldn't expect someone of your caliber to be impressed.

As for my response to your original post, yes I considered that a jackass post and here is why.  You basically made a mockery of the gentlemen who were seeking out certain types of providers.  Did anyone make jokes about you expecting two pops in an hour from the likes of a bar girl?  Remember that post?  I can re link if you'd like.

If you are a stand up comedian and those are the best ways for you to make jokes, I can see why you don't have solid reference to attend M&Gs.  

You obviously are sour with me because I won't take your previous employer of 12 yrs as a reference for a M&G.  I'm sorry about that but again, a PREVIOUS employer isn't a sufficient reference.  

So you can think what you want about me.  I don't need you to like me and really don't care for you ever too.  I don't usually get along to well with people such as yourself that whine more than most 3yr olds do.  You seem to have a problem with many things.  Whether it's not being welcome at parties because of lack of screening information, the moderators, or a BAR GIRL not giving you two pops.  

So it's 'suffice' to say, I'm not impressed by you either sir.  Have a great weekend.  I heard Tropicana has a lot of girls walking between Dean Martin and Valley View.  Maybe we can get a weekend review?

WTF is your problem starting shit with Tash? Cuz you didn't get invited to a M&G?

Fucker please! I read MOST of this shit and tried to hold back. But you fucked with Tasha and that don't sit well in my book AT ALL!

Sorry LP, but you know what I think of her.

Yada-fucka or whatever the fuck your name is I hope you realized by now that lady you just tried to fuck with has more class than you'll ever know and more friends than you'll ever get.

Fucking idiot.

I yanked an entire thread because A) it had gone from discussion to bickering back and forth, and b) it was basically started as a "Hey, I am not getting an answer in email" thread to begin with, so I didn't exactly feel like I had to tolerate people being Bicker McBickerpants when the original question had been asked and answered anyway.

The M&G Board isn't GD, or a local board; it's a fairly specialized topic board. Getting into back-and-forth that isn't related to M&Gs is liable to get the thread nuked (and FWIW, it wasn't just one person).

Dude...THIS is annoying.

Oh, and belated congrats on your coming out of the closet as the moderator lol.

I would have shown less patience with this fool and flipped the switch on him long ago.

Got to 'cigar buddy' and I was done thinking with the 'upper' head!
Man, that Allure'/Tasha version of a chocolate/vanilla twist is hard to 'suppress'!!

a (currently) big fan

That's the Tasha I know and love!!!!

There are a number of us who are just dying to meet this tool.

And what exactly would you do once we met? Defend the Queen Bee's, ahhhh, "honor?"

Too funny, killer.

It'd be like last time. Only 'someone' wouldn't think it was so much fun at the end....

I always defend the honor of a lady who has done me no wrong.  Happy i could cause some jocularity in the miserable life of an asshole.


Now apologize prick. You'll be a better men for it.

Oh, excuse me. If he ever wants to get his dick wet by a reputable provider in Vegas he will.

My fucking bad.

We just want to see how a jackass manages to have a drink walking around with his foot in his mouth.

It's an intriguing question. One thing is for sure, you wouldn't be able to get laid there wearing a jacket made out of Benjamins.

Hardy har har???? Really???? Gee, you're so cool. And you probably mean to say you COULDN'T care less about impressing me. See, saying you could care less implies that you at least care enough to possibly care less. I'm sure you don't care about this either, but you should. And I'm happy to help educate you.

But anyway, I wasn't complaining about not getting a 2nd pop. I did. Since you offered to link it, maybe go back and READ it before referencing it. I was just surprised that every girl doesn't offer multiples. I had always assumed they do.

Never picked up anybody off backpage or craigslist or off the street for that matter (been tempted though, because some of the CL & BP girls ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD, Tasha). It's funny how you seem to think you're better than some of the really hot girls that go that route. Maybe some here are, but I don't think you are among them. Not to mention several of the girls who post here, post there as well. I'm sure they appreciate your condescending attitude.

In the post you offered to relink (although you probably meant link) I said most of my parties have been in the brothel system. In your hierarchy, wouldn't they be above you, your royal highness. You know, since you are somehow better than a bar girl (Only done that once, btw. Even mentioned it's out of the norm for me).

Not accepting a refernce from an employer I started working for in High School is one thing. Not exactly gonna give you the name of Comedy Club owners. I was pissed that the Queen Bee couldn't simply return an e-mail saying so. But instead had to grandstand on the M&G board. And I'm the one who wants attention? Also that you had previously offered to verify me through my cell number, but now acted above it all.

Your post contains other mistakes as well, but I'm bored with you. And the things I don't like about you most have nothing to do with any of this anyway.

I'm officially done with you and this. Ta ta, Tasha.

Trust me, you'd do nothing. Threatening strangers on the internet. Defending the honor of a woman you have to pay for sex. I see life's working out really well for you.

Don't you ever know when to STFU!?!?!?!

Are you so self-absorbed that you need to get the last word?????

STFU STFU STFU STFU already.


No one here cares if your impressed with T or not. There are(how many pages)many people who have been.

Continuance of flagrant posts is bound to award you a GAG order asshole.

Me? They can gag me. I don't have anything of quality to add anyhow.

Oh no, what is a girl to do??  I am so terribly disappointed that this poor poor man has nothing better to do with his time than to attempt to belittle me on a hooker board.  

I guess I am now going to cry myself to sleep while curled up in a ball in a corner and feeling oh so so so sorry for myself.  Darn it and I thought the whole world loved me: Tasha Vegas, Queen Bee, Uber Hooker, who believes she is so so so much better than every other girl out there.  

What ever am I going to do now that this troll doesn't want to actually engage in a conversation with me?  How ever can I live my days peacefully knowing that one man who has no credit on this board, doesn't like me?  How can anyone not like me???  

O-M-G!!!!!  WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  (that is me crying because my heart is now shattered to a million and one pieces and I am now going to have to retire because this man doesn't like to be challenged by someone like myself)

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