Come feel my soft ivory skin. My doll-like blueish green eyes will captivate you. I am truly, a one of a kind experience. I love to laugh and have fun but I also have a serious side to me. My Irish blood fills me with a zest for life. Every minute with me is a time you will not soon forget.

I am intelligent, which means I am capable of holding a conversation over dinner or even just dessert. I am polished from head to toe and I am ready for any occasion. Whether it be in casual attire or more elegant for that special date. I take pleasure in putting a smile on your face. I am young enough to get your attention but old enough to know how to keep it. I have a spunky sense of humor and know how to use it!! I also have a very sensual side that I think you will love to get to know. I hope we can meet soon!

Hair Color: Red Height: 5 feet 6 inches
Hair Style: Medium Length / Straight Weight: 130 lbs.
Eyes: Blue / Green Build: Athletic
Race: Irish Caucasian Measurments: 36DD-27-36


My athletic body will make you want me and my DD bust will make sure to don\\\'t stop wanting me anytime soon. These stats are current and accurate. I constantly update this section if I have changed in any way. My hair is straight and red right now. I like to switch the color from time to time to keep it interesting. Every time I change my hair color it will be changed in my stats here as well.

I do travel from time to time but most of the time I stay right here in Las Vegas where I live. If you are interested in making a traveling appointment please Contact Me so we can work out the details. If I have plans of working anywhere else other then Las Vegas I often will post it here on my \\\"ABOUT\\\" page http://sexykeli.com/about.html I do see locals as well as tourists that travel here from around the world. I specialize in repeat clients because I take good care of all my clients. I am not out to rip anyone off. I provide great services at great prices. You can read up on more about my rates on My Rates Page http://sexykeli.com/rates.html


Please fill out my contact form http://sexykeli.com/contact.html to set the appointment the quickest. I also accept phone calls at 702-991-1827 and emails at [email protected]


*SMOOCHES*
Sexy Keli
http://SexyKeli.com

Yeah, this one.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=68688&boardID=3&page=1

Okay as promised, let’s take a look at all your credibility on this board with your 1-year existence.

Remember this exchange when you were new to this board?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=52943&boardID=3&page=

I don’t think other than that I have ever responded to your ad posting.

I do notice that from there on your posting have been nothing more than “me too” “ditto” and other lame stuff to get your link in the mix.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=52966&boardID=3&page=
And this one slays me since you’re website has not changed one bit in the year you’ve had it.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=52975&boardID=3&page=
Funny that you’re shill poster here never did write a review. Go figure.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=53115&boardID=3&page=
A year ago, you did not even know what a meet and greet was. Still have never been to one either.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=53192&boardID=3&page=
Got you’re link in again right? But you still have done nothing with your website?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=53193&boardID=3&page=
Drop us another link with a stupid question.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=53194&boardID=3&page=
Thanks for creating a train wreck.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=53281&boardID=3&page=
You were accused of robbing the dude of his watch. Then you post “how do I get the review removed” in a denial. Why is the review still there is now the question?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=59695&boardID=3&page=
Smooches again and a link, cute.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=59696&boardID=3&page=
Lame ass post about photography. Oh, are you ever going to get new photos?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=60177&boardID=3&page=
Well, it was either going to be you or your partner in crime Chloe Banks snag this dude right?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=61864&boardID=3&page=
Another train wreck with respect to the agency, your reviews etc. etc. I think I owe TravelinLover an apology.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=64086&boardID=3&page=

Yes, I do believe I do owe Travelinlover and apology. I came to you’re defense? WTF was I thinking?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=65114&boardID=3&page=
Shills galore and sockpuppets to the rescue train wreck. Where is burn_baby_burn, when I need him/her?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=65403&boardID=3&page=
Train wreck over your fake ass reviews. Gotta give it to you pimp daddy you are one persistent fella thinking you will snag somebody even it is not the regular posters here.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=65732&boardID=3&page=
Shills with no cred to the rescue again. And, burn_baby_burn gets it right.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=67224&boardID=3&page=
Persistence pays off pimp daddy. Now nobody bothers to respond. Lord have mercy on the unsuspecting hobbyist out there.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=67563&boardID=3&page=
Pick Me, Pick Me. Nice Link girl… errr Pimp Daddy. I doubt, he did pick you or we would have another accurate review.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=67564&boardID=3&page=
Why you little link dropper you. lmfao Don’t you do facials? Otherwise why the lame response?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=67565&boardID=3&page=
“Please fill out my contact form to set up your appointment with ME!”
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=68201&boardID=3&page=
Gee, you can count can’t ya pimp daddy? 22nd …. 1, 2, 3. 4, 5, 6, 7…. BINGO
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=68687&boardID=3&page=

TOTALLY enough said. You want to pull my chain some more though, let’s dance.

Proof is in the pudding right?? But your Pimp would know more about that right? Stupid ass.

You're pictures don't match your written description, not to mention, you look like you need a bath or two.  Review on trailer park pimped out hygeine anyone???

-- Modified on 9/5/2008 9:54:48 AM

beside, it's Friday and IT IS my bath day. So excuse me while I freshen up!!

Where did I leave the Old Spice Spray? Geesh

Definitely directed at Sexy.....unless you have a website now my man...EOM

-- Modified on 9/5/2008 10:04:56 AM

My record can't withstand any scrutiny.

enjoy a good train wreck when you go and deliver a knockout, slam-dunk, killer shot with the first blow?  Have some pity on us.  Draw Huggy Bear in a little, set the brainless wonder up, and THEN slam him down.  Tsk Tsk Tsk

Talk about bringing a tank to a gunfight to achieve peace through superior firepower.  That has got to be one of the five best researched, planned out, and superbly written bitch slaps I have ever read.  ROFLMAO, you sure do live up to your name and have made my list of those not to piss off.

Absolutely freaking fantastic post, but what a train wreck killer.  

Great job.

-- Modified on 9/5/2008 4:08:13 PM

\"Yeah, this one.\"

It is obvious you are trying to get her invloved in some kind of drama because she signed up with LVSE and not Mystiques  or Platinum Encounters or whatever you call your agency. Jessica Rabbit has a great reputation, so why ask her why she is still posting here? She has more of a right to post here than you do!

\"Okay as promised, let’s take a look at all your credibility on this board with your 1-year existence.\"

I have been posting here for a little over a year.

\"Remember this exchange when you were new to this board?\"

What does this have to do with anything?

\"I don’t think other than that I have ever responded to your ad posting.\"

I did not ever say anything about you responding to me. The problem was you were acting like Jessica should not post here if she is with them.

\"I do notice that from there on your posting have been nothing more than “me too” “ditto” and other lame stuff to get your link in the mix.\"

I do post comments on threads sometimes. So what?

\"And this one slays me since you’re website has not changed one bit in the year you’ve had it.\"

I have not updated my website, what does that matter? It is still nicer than a lot of the sites out there.

\"Funny that you’re shill poster here never did write a review. Go figure.\"

I have many reviews. For a complete list email me. And as far as your comment I believe he did write  review Smart ass.

\"A year ago, you did not even know what a meet and greet was. Still have never been to one either.\"

I have not gone to a meet and greet. I do not plan to go to one either. What does that prove other than I don\'t want to go to a meet and greet?

\"Got you’re link in again right? But you still have done nothing with your website?\"

You sure are interested in me updating my site.

\"Drop us another link with a stupid question.\"

Couldn\'t think of a better attack on this one Smart ass?

\"Thanks for creating a train wreck.\"

Oh, cry me a river. Did your feelings get hurt? Did the train wreck (that I did not even start) ruin your day? I thought you are an old man not a little girl.

\"You were accused of robbing the dude of his watch. Then you post “how do I get the review removed” in a denial. Why is the review still there is now the question?\"

Yes I do have a bullshit review on my TER profile. I have never robbed anyone. As you pointed out I have a provider for over a year and only 1 rip off review. Don\'t you think if I was robbing people for over a year more than one person would say so? I have tried to get it removed and they won\'t. Nothing I can do.

\"Smooches again and a link, cute.\"

Again you must have run out of clever remarks Smart ass.

\"Lame ass post about photography. Oh, are you ever going to get new photos?\"

Us girls do ask questions too every now and then. I did not I was in violation Mod Smart ass.

\"Well, it was either going to be you or your partner in crime Chloe Banks snag this dude right?\"

I have never met Chloe. I did not even say anything to her in that thread. WTF are you talking about? Just more drama you are trying to tie me to?

\"Another train wreck with respect to the agency, your reviews etc. etc. I think I owe TravelinLover an apology.\"

TL is another ass hat like you Smart ass. Kiss your friends ass I could careless. It does not change the fact you were being an asshole to Jessica Rabbit so I stood up for her.

\"Yes, I do believe I do owe Travelinlover and apology. I came to you’re defense? WTF was I thinking?\"

You saw him being an asshole to me so you stood up for me. IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. Just like when I saw you being mean to Jessica I stood up for her.  IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

\"Shills galore and sockpuppets to the rescue train wreck. Where is burn_baby_burn, when I need him/her?\"

More drama bullshit.

\"Train wreck over your fake ass reviews. Gotta give it to you pimp daddy you are one persistent fella thinking you will snag somebody even it is not the regular posters here.\"

So now I am a pimp because I stood up for Jessica Rabbit? Where is your reasoning?

\"Shills with no cred to the rescue again. And, burn_baby_burn gets it right.\"

Looks like guys talking about me and you or someone elses alias is talking shit. Again nothing to do with me.

\"Persistence pays off pimp daddy. Now nobody bothers to respond. Lord have mercy on the unsuspecting hobbyist out there.\"

And how am I a pimp again? I posted my ad like every other girl, ass hat. No one replied I am a pimp because of that? WTF are you talking about?

\"Pick Me, Pick Me. Nice Link girl… errr Pimp Daddy. I doubt, he did pick you or we would have another accurate review.\"

Some girls and guys are here to actually find other guys and girls Smart ass.

\"Why you little link dropper you. lmfao Don’t you do facials? Otherwise why the lame response?\"

I added comment to a post. It happens all the time Smart ass.

\"“Please fill out my contact form to set up your appointment with ME!”\"

Again I posted my weekly ad Smart ass. Nothing wrong with that.

\"Gee, you can count can’t ya pimp daddy? 22nd …. 1, 2, 3. 4, 5, 6, 7…. BINGO\"

Sorry some of us actually have lifes and don\'t sit on here all day, so sometimes we lose track.

\"TOTALLY enough said. You want to pull my chain some more though, let’s dance.\"

I did not try to start a fight. I was trying to help stop one actually. And instead you become a royal ass hat. All you did with your post was search for my posts and then post EVERY link and make a stupid comment about each one. You are trying to start more drama as usual. The fact that you deny you have a service is funny. I understand why there are threads about why people hate you so much now. Grow up \"Geeesh\". You know it is funny another handle always says \"Geesh\" maybe you know him. He goes by MrDaty. As far as dancing, don\'t bite off more than you can chew.

Sexy Keli

P.S. Sleeping bear, your make me laugh.

You don\'t know me and you are talking shit because Smarty is? F@ck You. You talk to girls like that? You have no respect. If anyone is from a trailer park here it is you.

Sexy Keli

Or is there a reason you don\'t want to post with your real name?

Sexy Keli

that's another matter all together. And, you have NONE.

I love your lame ad posts. Each time a total copy and past of this page from your site:
http://sexykeli.com/about.html

Get creative girl, errr PimpDaddy. Try a little harder with some real text from you own brain.

Don't make me call in Pimp For A Day to deal with you. lmfao

the train wreck.  Your responses were weak, poorly written, and had nothing behind them.  Too bad really, there's so little entertainment on the boards lately.

I think that having a pimp posting as a provider destroys credibility more than an alias.

BTW, when you reply that you have been a provider in Vegas for a year and haven't had anymore ROB reviews, you are sorely missing the point.  If the lady(s) you're pimping were legit and any good, she (they) would have more than just no more ROB reviews, there would be a presence in the Hobby community and the TER boards that a pimp like you can't fake.  That's what's missing - the presence that sexykeli doesn't have.

You shouldn't have picked a fight with Smarty.  You're fighting a war of wits unarmed.






-- Modified on 9/6/2008 5:08:05 PM

replete with obscenity and name calling has proven to be a poor strategy when a lady’s bona fides have been challenged on this Board. (See Liz, Vegas, Chloe Banks, etc).

        I was about ready to conclude that you were legitimate and the victim of a false rip off review before this latest train wreck occurred. But, gee, now I struggle a little bit with your being “polished from head to toe” [“TL is another ass hat like you Smart ass. Kiss your friends ass I could careless. It does not change the fact you were being an asshole”] and that you “take pleasure in putting a smile on your face.” [“you are talking shit because Smarty is? F@ck You. You talk to girls like that? You have no respect. If anyone is from a trailer park here it is you”]. I also seem to have missed that  “spunky sense of humor.”

I mean really this sounds like a guy talking to me.


     So maybe, just maybe, you might consider a new approach. Smarty is pissed off now but he make some good points. Sure, you have no obligation to attend a M & G but showing up at just one for a few hours would probably put all these issues to rest. I’ve never been to one either but I predict you would be treated like a lady if you did go.

         Or maybe you might post some new pictures and take time to make commentary on the board apart from your ad posts. This would go a long way in distinguishing you from the agency scams who typically have limited pictures and have no interest in contributing to the community apart from taking its money.

       It is easy for a lady to prove she is legitimate. But, if she is not legitimate, the only option left is to ignore the critics, or to curse them.

     That’s been your strategy so far. As Dr. Phil  would say, “how’s that working for you?”

         No one is against you if you are for real.  




-- Modified on 9/6/2008 5:53:02 PM

I was reading this garbage and was not going to post, but this kind of talk to ladies has no place here. Take that street pimp shit back to the streets and quit being internet tough guys. This is a board for a higher caliber of human. I highly doubt the internet tough guys would speak such vulgar language to each other face to face. Now that people can post online and be anonymous people grow huge testicles and even bigger mouths. Clean up your acts and our board!

I fo'got, you's in M-A-N-A-G-E-M-E-N-T, now!

Just don't forget when you rollin' up in Valet to drop the hoe off, it's a Jackson to the lead attendant. Because next time, Metro might be waitin' for yo' azz when the girl comes back down if you don't. Those Valet guys have a thing about their "trap" too, dude.

Jes' one professional to another tryin' to lend a helpin' hand.

One more thing, make sure you brand yo' biatches to make sure everyone knows whose property they belongin' to.

See you at The Matchstick, homes. I'll be the cat in the new tricked out Cadillac Truck, the one with the 32" wheels.

I can say without a doubt that he's the same in person.  You may choose to disagree with him (I often do, but not on this particular topic) but he's not being the tough guy based on anonymity.  He doesn't do well with fakes, and he's calling one out here.

If by worrying about how we talk to ladies on this board, you mean that we should allow ripoffs and fakes to have their say, you have the right to wish for that.  Personally, that would free up a lot of my time because I wouldn't bother with this board if that was the norm.