Guys, the providers here are a totally different breed.  Really. You must be prepared.  I have a few lessons I learned (the hard way) that every out of town hobbyist will benefit from.

1. BRING LOTS OF CONDOMS.   I bought two dozen, I've had two dates so far and I'm already running low.  Twelve packs aren't enough, you have to buy the 36 packs. Whoever thought of selling condoms in three packs should be taken out and shot at dawn.

2. BUY THE QUART OR GALLON SIZED BOTTLES OF LUBE.  The little pint sized numbers suck.  They keep falling over on the night stand and rolling off onto the floor, making them hard to reach when you need them the most. And they don't last worth shit.  I swear I think the girls drink this stuff when you're not looking.  They must be trying to lube themselves from the inside out.

3. ONE BOTTLE OF WINE IS NOT ENOUGH.  You will need two or three, or a least two with some shots for back up. Seriously, if you show up with one bottle of wine, a three pack of condoms and a pint sized bottle of lube, they're going to think you only want the HALF hour.

4. DO NOT ONLY PUT YOUR CONDOMS IN THE NIGHT STAND.  You must spread out them all over the suite.  Leave some in the shower, by the Jacuzzi, on the balcony, on both ends of the couch, and by all four corners of the bed.  You should always be within an arms length reach of a condom from where ever you are. You don't want to be in a position where you have to say, "excuse me, I have to go into the other room to get a condom", talk about a mood killer.

5. PRACTICE PUTTING ON A CONDOM WITH ONE HAND.  Here's the exercise.  First get an erection, then get in the "sissy push up" position (that's the one where you use your knees and not your toes), balance yourself on one arm, then reach out and grab a condom, tear it open with your teeth, pull the condom out with your lips, then put it on with one hand.  Time yourself while you practice.  I got it down to ten seconds and she still bitched, "WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG".

Las Vegas providers; they are a totally different breed.

Geez, who the hell are you seeing? I'll have to follow up on some of these hotties when I return in 2 weeks.

Well it looks like you are having a good birthday vacation! I do have to agree that it seems that things in Vegas are a little crazier than in other places!
After your first couple of reports, I hope you decide to write some reviews so we can all learn about the ISCE (IShootCraps Experience).

A typical trip to LV.

In regards to items 1 & 2...  What girls are you seeing that they aren't bringing the condoms & lube along with them?  Personally, I always have on hand: condoms (in various shapes & sizes), premium lube, toys of all kinds, lingerie, candles, music, toiletries, etc, etc...  All my guys need supply is a hard cock!

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.  I've never had a date in Vegas (or anywhere else, for that matter) where the provider didn't bring lots of condoms, lube, toys, etc.  In fact, a smart provider would always bring her own (if you can't think of several obvious reasons for this, you're not really thinking).

Wine? Some providers are pretty strict with the "no drugs, no drink" rule--especially with first-time clients.

Half hour?  What the heck is that about?  I usually do evening-long appointments--four hours, six hours, overnighters sometimes when I really feel like treating myself well.  I'm a GFE-oriented kinda guy--for me, the get-acquainted/catch-up conversation, the pillow talk between pop #1 and #2, etc, are an integral part of the hobby package.

Dunno, I've had very different hobby experiences in Vegas than our original poster..

And if you don't start with a hard cock, Devani will bring that too!  She's the best.

Only two apts. and 24 condoms is barely enough? How long are your apts? Who are the two ladies you saw? Just wondering. Sounds like you had a great time.

I don't think the people replying here are getting into the spirit of the OP.

Anyone?  Anyone?

xxxperience the same !!!

The lady always supplies the condoms and the lube! And the lady always puts them on! I have never supplied a condom or put on a condom myself!

That's not irony. It drives me nuts when people use that word the wrong way.

No doubt a very short drive.

Per Webster
Irony:
2. Literature .
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.

So when the protagonist of the little drama in the original post indicates that he needs to buy condoms by the case and lube by the gallon, he is actually meaning he does not need those things in that they are supplied by the provider.  

More specifically, the author is engaged in ironic hyperbole since he is indicating quantities far above any he will actually need.

If you care for more instruction on the English language, I am going to have to charge you.

Precisely why I now spend more time in Las Vegas then Chicago....

The great hotties in LV love what they do...

Welcome to the City of Legendary Providers...

LOL!