if your wife was a (playboy) hottie  quality model, is it ok
to put her LARGE, MEDIUM, Small, or NO
size desk calender in your office at work ????

(in a pose showing .....nothing but a smile.....and
no naughty bits, as monty python would say.....or maybe
a nice swimsuit ....or posing eating fruit (not a banana, let's say
a cherry, no a ......watermelon, yes a nice slice of non erotic
melon, not positioned in front like holding up two melons, boy
am i digging a deep hole. Ok, eating a pop tart, slightly toasted
and drinking a glass of milk, no beer, no wait orange juice, with
her hair up in bun, no curlers, no free hanging, winking in camera,
with a nice smile)?

question 2: if your wife is hot , should you bring her to company
picnic, having a bad experience with another company where my
boss hit ..opps hit on..... my date and pissed me off? Or should I go alone, or should
I bring a "substitute" and let the guys at work "think" she's my wife
so they can get their jollies off, and if someone hits on her the next
day I can tell them that was not my wife that was my wife's best friend Jamie
who has case of herpes? STD or used to be a guy and had a special operation?

how many people think I ask too many esoteric....phzzzzzz.....cosmo kramer
like questions.

Come on, if someone can post a fictional story about being nekeed at a pool screwing two guys
in 5 minutes , i can post about some real life Dr. Phil stuff, can't I?????

Ha, ha.  Hilarious!