Las Vegas
But oh it has been wonderful...the tree is still up and preperations are being made for New Years~! Is it just me or is anyone else having a hard time dealing with the fact it is already 2003??? Where does the time and experiences go....*sigh*
Anyhoo...I am extending my Holiday specials thru the beginning of the Year and for CES and AVN. And no it's not cause I'm hard up for business....just thought it would be a nice break because of the Holiday bustle and expense.
So if its an Irish Broad with a wyked sense of humor that tickles your fancy, then I am your girl. I may be able to entice my friend Naughty B (Brooke Butler) to come and play also. You can find reviews of me here on TER and on TBD. They are pretty self explanitory *wink*
Drop Me a Line and let me know what ya think.
xoxoxox
Lass
-- Modified on 12/26/2002 12:50:16 PM
But I wasn't naughty ... I just had to use my brain. I got the idea from Amityville Horror.
First I wrote "GET OUT" in maple syrup on the living room wall. The ants took the bait. It looked really spooky to me. Then I duct-taped a plastic pig snout and hooves on my pet kitty KB. I told everyone that she was "Jodie - Mistress of the Underworld!". My neighbor kids didn't buy it. They pointed out that pigs have short curly type tails and she was a little too hairy for a pig. I told them this was a result of 2000 years of mutations - they still didn't buy it. Besides, KB didn't appreciate the tape all over her face.
Oh well, Plan B - I'm now selling ant farms! Each farm comes with it's own set of real ants. Complete with birth certificates and a letter of authentisity! I personally named each and every ant!
What other gift can you buy for your kids - even your All Time Favorite (ATF) Provider than a Casa Cheesewiz ant farm!
And the price - 74.99 (plus shipping and handling)! WHAT A DEAL!
At this price, you should buy 2 two! I'm giving them away!
Call now 702.555.1212 operators are standing. Or send in a check or money order to:
Casa Cheese Ant Farm
Cheese's House
Las Vegas Nevada 89100
Hurry! Supplies are limited... batteries are not included...
And if you order within the next 5 minutes, you'll get ONE free session with your ATF...that's right ONE free session... I only say this because none of you will take me up on that offer - I'm not shallow... really...
Happy New Year.
-- Modified on 12/29/2002 8:10:13 AM