......No doubt, LJ is toned, sexy as hell, kinda' cute, and very skilled at pleasing men, and also..... occasionally.... capable of the sweet and loving demeanor most associate with a Girlfriend. IMO, her free spirit, unrestrained statements, and completely unpredictable actions, make the tag of GFE most inappropriate! Made more obvious by the fact that some Hobbiest are frightened to even attempt the encounter.
I propose a new category of service. LTLJE (Lived Thru the LJ Experience)
who in the hell are you guys going to make fun of when I finally retire.. or marry or die.. or die trying to retire or marry..LOL. and in your case.. Q S... its``` BARELY LIVED THROUGH THE L J EXPERINENCE!!!Speaking of unpredictable actions.. so.. last night at Bareback.. they are scanning the crowd.. and I feel the camara coming around on me.. ( of course we are in the front row..).. so.. now I start pretending to pick my nose.. PRETTY FUNNY>. ! I feel like I have alittle Jenny M in me.. !! LOL..
......Fun of you? Just telling it like it is (like someone always says) It'll be good for your business,...prepare the clients,.... and all the future Fiances. Time Saved! Right? LOL
And,..... I DID NOT BLTLJE! I lived, and... in fact am living peacefully & Well...........just,.... in the Poor House.
But, most importantly, what do you mean ...PRETENDING to pick your nose?
Hell, you're just trying to cover for getting caught!
That I had ANYTHING to do with yourself being in the " Poor House". if I remember right.. it might had been the fact that your EX wife took you for everything you had, after lieing to you about the 4 times she had been married..~~ before.. yea. do NOT ever sneak around and say I hAD anything to do with it.. !! Now you are on my shit list again.. I should just marry everyone that has ever asked.. and then no one could call me a whore..~~~~~ yea right.. !
cover up!...... Or, change the subject..... for getting caught on the nose picking thang! I'm not trying to insinuate anything.......like I said, ....All is Good! Anything You have from me was gladly given.
close up shop>> ( after being with them for 6 yrs. )they are Exti.net out of Omaha ,NE. and now J. R~~"Jessica Riley" and I are going to be working on a new site.. in fact hopefull tomorrow.. after my marathon of dates~~~. !!
Hmmm... Let's see now, during our date she... Showed me her bug bites Overslept Picked her nose Tried to drown me in her pool Queefed
AND
Kept me laughing for hours by...
Ordering a Snatch Wrap at McDonalds Getting Carded at McDonalds Regaling me with stories of her past adventures Shooting vidieos in her pool (Unintentionally)
Gfe has so many meanings and interpretations. I simplify it to LJE (LJ Experience)which includes but not limited to:
hiking in the Red Rock canyon, taking me to her gym and introducing me to her gym friends and then trying to drop me in spin class every time we're there(still living to tell about it), making fun of my on stage time @ the George Wallace show and having great laughs everytime we talk about it, Running me to the airport on time every time I'm in town, trying to get me to look hip/trendy by buying me an awesome looking shirt..after she wore it !(a style I would not have considered on my own), having my very own memory seat position in the passanger side of her car, and seeing her looking absolutely stunning on the way to dinner at my side after spending all day @ the spa..PRICELESS !
I've got to agree with 2wayhard6 on this one. LJE is far superior to a GFE. LJ is very smart, very funny, obviosly VERY sexy, and the most "alive" person that I've ever met. The only problem with LJ is whatever time you get to spend with her is never enough.
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