Sadly this will never happen with my significant other but I've always wondered...

(1) What happens when a female goes to a massage parlor?

(2) What happens when a couple goes?


A number of places in LV list "tandem massage" or "couples massage" on their storefront. But considering that the masseuse is usually an older Asian woman who doesn't seem particularly enthusiastic about a mere HJ, I have a hard time believing they do anything girl-on-girl stuff.

Still.... a guy can wonder...

Is that like tag team wrestling?

I have no idea what it is but the implication is that they massage two people at once, i.e. a couple.