JL "watch my scores" Fontana -- remember, don't drink and drive and if I do and you review me, I will rebuttal it on my very next review.  Iam the BEST, got it.  Good. Now, let's go have a drink.

Sexy "Drama Queen" Fegan - I got a call from the President of the United States, who is a relative, by the way.  He wanted to use my limo driver and my secretary that handles my 250 calls and emails a day.  However, I really couldn't talk to him, because of the stalker that was shadowing my window.  Plus, I needed to put the President on hold, to deal with the scam artist that was trying to get into my checking account, because he knew that I was the only provider that wears a Rolex and has a checking account and to top it off, I was in a 12 car pile-up on the freeway that morning, thank goodness, I was able to walk away.  I will be sore for a couple of minutes, so don't worry.  Oh gosh, the President still on hold! I hope he understands.

Fara of Las Vegas- no show, no show, no show, no show, no show, no show.  Excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses and more excuses.

A little humor, a little truth, laugh and move on.

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Whoa....dude, I thought this board was for gentlemen hobbyists. If you look at the top of the discussion board screen, there are some words of advice and I think a line was crossed regarding the advice not to post anything to "cause trouble for trouble's sake". Regardless of the inadequacies you may have experienced during your time with these women (I've seen them all and had wonderful times with them), there's no need to degrade them with your so called "humor". Eventhough they put up with alot of junk in their profession and need to shut off the emotions, the do have feelings. You need to get over it and move on....just open both of your eyes and focus on the true purpose of this particular forum.

That was JUST " "a guy who

got so drunk in the casino bar

then went gambling became so broke even a scammer was unwilling to waste the time scam him..

finally with no money left he didn't show up for his date and make up excuse excuse and excuse...

  "" so  HUMOR HIM for his stupidity....

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-- Modified on 2/13/2004 9:59:00 AM

OK ,  cough it up..... I want some of those "I don't do anything wrong... I am perfect pills."  I've got a drink waiting here to wash them down with LOL

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, JHM!"

...to help facilitate your spiritual evolvement:

From now on when a thought or idea comes to mind and seems so humorous and clever to you that you feel compelled to share it with others, first ask yourself:

Will this be hurtful to anyone?

Will others find it to be as humorous as I do?

Why am I not thinking of more important issues?

I realize that by putting in my 2 cents, I'll be a likely victim of part 2, but I'm willing to take the chance to take the sting out this mean spirited post.

Words of wisdom Nikki, thanks for taking the time to remind people of this.  As usual you are such a class act.