JL "watch my scores" Fontana -- remember, don't drink and drive and if I do and you review me, I will rebuttal it on my very next review. Iam the BEST, got it. Good. Now, let's go have a drink.
Sexy "Drama Queen" Fegan - I got a call from the President of the United States, who is a relative, by the way. He wanted to use my limo driver and my secretary that handles my 250 calls and emails a day. However, I really couldn't talk to him, because of the stalker that was shadowing my window. Plus, I needed to put the President on hold, to deal with the scam artist that was trying to get into my checking account, because he knew that I was the only provider that wears a Rolex and has a checking account and to top it off, I was in a 12 car pile-up on the freeway that morning, thank goodness, I was able to walk away. I will be sore for a couple of minutes, so don't worry. Oh gosh, the President still on hold! I hope he understands.
Fara of Las Vegas- no show, no show, no show, no show, no show, no show. Excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses and more excuses.
A little humor, a little truth, laugh and move on.
