When you get my age and the "boy toy" is starting to fail----I resort to the old stand by T&T---Tongue and Toys!

If you bring one (or more) I can help you put it to good use.  If none are around, I use the one I bring along.  It doesn't glow in the dark or hum, but it does have an old faithful thing going on.

I have no problem with toys and, yes, I have bought them (sometimes with my ATF and sometimes as a "hello" gift for a new friend).

The only thing I ask, and it is pretty simple I think, is that the lady does not immediately reach for a toy as soon as I disrobe.

Kind of a deflator, you know?

There is nothing better then Tongue , hands and the real deal ....................never had a problem with a guys "equipment"  not working ,
so never really needed a toy .


Guess I am just not turned on by something plastic or making a noise like I am in the dentist chair LOL LOL ............ if the real deal is tired  , then fingers and tongue get the job done just fine .

and with my lack of experience and skills, I think toys would be the only way the lady could have a good time with me there.  
If I were really nice I would give a lady a selection of toys with her donation and then just leave so she could have fun without me distracting from that.