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romeogolf 34 Reviews 1316 reads
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WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol impairs your ability to drive a car, operate machinery and may cause problems when trying to f**k your chosen provider.

He's on his way ladies so be sure to lock up your daughters, bring along extra ear plugs and plenty of Crown and be sure to show him a good time.

Have a great trip Mike !

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A`517 reads

Well Tasha....and Romeo....we won't have to worry about any of that for another few hours.

Mikey is probably going to miss his flight....my anticipation is making me wait.

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Lovely Lorena411 reads

Hehe!! behave Allure!!

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romeogolf391 reads

.... Kathy of , Ahhhh, I don't know, some street number I guess.

Good luck with that one Mikey !

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romeogolf498 reads

It'll be like a twister dropped a house on the bitch.
Ding dong Mikey's on vacation !

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A`408 reads

Not so fast sugah lumps....he has his laptop!

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GaGambler335 reads

The rest of us will try to pick up the fucking slack while that lucky fucker is in fucking Las Vegas, enjoying his fucking ass. LM"fuckingAO

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Ol_Desperado434 reads

Oh, and the desert cart has now been rolled out in town as well....but I'm sure he won't be "starving" in Vegas, either!  LOL

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OSP425 reads

Is that a good idea?????

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MP67678 reads

Some crazy fucking shit happened first day here!

Allure` and I get together, have a late lunch, then go to the room for, well, you know what.

Sonovabitch if two motherfuckers try to walk in on our shit! They double booked the room!

We're laying there nekkid, her on top, grinding on Mikey when we hear the beep beep of the door.

She freaks out, runs in the bathroom, and I'm all WTF!

Get our shit together and go down and cuss the fuck out of the manager.

Well, got a suite out of it, plus credit for some shit! ;)

Review to follow....!

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A`544 reads

OMG I was TERRIFIED. It took me a whole do over session to get myself calmed down from the shakes.

Hey Mikey...........the first room was a king room right?........as in ONE bed? Why were there two men trying to get back into THEIR room?

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romeogolf406 reads

.... Once in the room, twisting the knob to the up and locked from within position.

Myself and another provider had housekeeping walk in a few years ago. It absolutely is a date killer. There usually is no " Oh well where were we " mistakes happen, lets get back at it.

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MP671080 reads

I was all ready to go! Once they upgraded me and apologized profusely, I was ready to get it wet.

She got pissed at me, ripped off her bra and thong, throwing them at the floor telling me I was a mother-fucker, and I was going to, well, maybe I should save this for the review! ;)

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.....Forgive me, I couldn't resist.

LOL


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MP67287 reads

Now I'M TERRIFIED! LMAO!!!

All I know is, I'm in OUR room, 5 minutes into it, and these motherfuckers walk in on our shit!

Gonna make for a hell of a review, that's for goddam sure!

BTW, lady 2 is asleep. Shhh! Someone forgot to tell her how much Mikey drinks!

She couldn't keep up! ;)

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