Seriously? Where are you from? All the too-good-to-be-true stock photos don't give you a clue? How about the total lack of reviews for that phone number that claims to be "largest and most reliable escort provider in Las Vegas"? Didn't your little red flags go up?
I love the odd smart-ass postings from our mystery guy who must have secret fantasies about being a street walker. LOL! If I knew who I was teasing it might become more real and less light-hearted. Let him hide behind his streetwalker persona. It's funny.
I been around the block..errr street a few times. I doubt you could carry my "streetwalkin" pumps.
Been there done that, since there was a diamond in the back, with a sun-roof top, and he was diggin the scene with da gangsta lean. You know what I mean honey. Peace out!
Seriously? Where are you from? All the too-good-to-be-true stock photos don't give you a clue? How about the total lack of reviews for that phone number that claims to be "largest and most reliable escort provider in Las Vegas"? Didn't your little red flags go up?
I was thinking that would be wild because I don't think mine makes any noise at all. Then I thought about if you could get different clit ring-tones... my mind reeled with the possibilities...
Then I realised that it wasn't a question after all, and my fantasies of performing bad cunnilingus to the strains of polyphonic ring tones were dashed...
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