recently someone commented their objection about $800 donations ...   i dont think he realized that that is the reference donation from which there are many adjustments such as:  
   
 1) you took 2 viagras and can now go all night without letting her catch her breath +$300  
 2) you popped after only 5 minutes    credit-$200  
 3) you popped before your clothes came off  -$400  
 4) you didnt shower  +$500  
 5) you are 7"  -$200  
 6) you are 10"  +$400  
 7) you are 2"   $200 search fee  
 8) you look like George Clooney  -$300  
 9) you look like Danny Devito  +$100  
 10) you pass gas before your clothes are off  - no charge  
 11) you pass gas when naked  $100  
 12) you pass gas during a BBBJ  $500  
 13) you kiss nicely -$100  
 14) you drool  +$200  
 15) you call out MOMMY when you climax  $150  
 16) you ask for a special position  $100  
 17) you get a cramp in that position -$200  
 18) she gets a cramp in that position $400  
 19) you insist she keeps her eyes open  $100  
 20) you forgot that safe sex includes not banging her head against the headboard $700  
   
 as you can see your final budget can vary greatly.    imagine there are other fees many of the ladies also request.....  
 

recently someone commented their objection about $800 donations ...   i dont think he realized that that is the reference donation from which there are many adjustments such as:  
   
 1) you took 2 viagras and can now go all night without letting her catch her breath +$300  
 2) you popped after only 5 minutes    credit-$200  
 3) you popped before your clothes came off  -$400  
 4) you didnt shower  +$500  
 5) you are 7"  -$200  
 6) you are 10"  +$400  
 7) you are 2"   $200 search fee  
 8) you look like George Clooney  -$300  
 9) you look like Danny Devito  +$100  
 10) you pass gas before your clothes are off  - no charge  
 11) you pass gas when naked  $100  
 12) you pass gas during a BBBJ  $500  
 13) you kiss nicely -$100  
 14) you drool  +$200  
 15) you call out MOMMY when you climax  $150  
 16) you ask for a special position  $100  
 17) you get a cramp in that position -$200  
 18) she gets a cramp in that position $400  
 19) you insist she keeps her eyes open  $100  
 20) you forgot that safe sex includes not banging her head against the headboard $700  
   
 as you can see your final budget can vary greatly.    imagine there are other fees many of the ladies also request.....