I'd like the best of both worlds. Legit massage, pretty girl. Possible? I'm in Vegas now until Monday.

Re: Have table, will travel! Legit, highly trained & licensed!

Thanks for the offer, I appreciate it. Probably looking for 8.5 or better on looks. But also looking for a good massage. I'm mid-40s, professional, staying at MGM.

If you really want the best in legit masage, I can give you the name of a strictly legit masseuse at a major Strip hotel, who is an absolute miracle worker.  PM me for info, if interested.

In general, as long as you don't pull an Al Gore, the girl is not going to assume you want anything but a 100% kosher legit massage, IME.

Re: Have table, will travel! Legit, highly trained & licensed!

I'm sure with an attitude like that the ladies will be lining up to meet you.

Re: Have table, will travel! Legit, highly trained & licensed!

Heather, what did I say so bad? I wasn't trying to be rude.

the best legit massage you have ever had for $20 for an hour at Happy Feet Foot Reflexology". Don't let the name full you, full body, minus one little part. 702-885-6612. Half block from Orleans Casino. Took me ten years of trying different spas to find this place. Mostly know to the Orientals, but has 1/3 men, 2/3 women working there and 2/3 men and 1/3 women as customers. Even if you have to spend the $10 on a cab, it's the best massage I have ever had. Not even the $150 one on the beach in Hawaii was better.

Your attitude was great and polite.  And that you should have plenty of positive responses.

How is he guaranteed to get an 8.5 or better in the looks department at Happy Feet Spa? This is very important to him.  

some Hobbyists might be willing to give up a little in the looks department to get a much better massage and pay 1/5 of what most Providers would charge. You gotta give a little to get a little.

Call the Orleans they will tell you where to catch it on the strip. After it drops you at the Orleans it's about a 5 minute walk to Happy Feet.