Not an agency.

Do you really need for me to explain this to you?

Why don't you go ask Eros what kind of assurances they can give you.

Also, do you really think that you are as important and news worthy as the Govenor of New York?

What you are looking to do is not really legal, and if somebody wants to get you, you're giving them something to work with.

The issue is probability.  LV Delight isn't an agency, and doesn't take your information or your money.  You probably aren't the governor of NY, or any other state for that matter.  I know that I'm not important enough for the government to give a rat's ass about me, and I'm guessing that you aren't that different.

In the end, though, it's about risk tolerance.  We all set the bar, and deal with the consequences.