Ok so I get an email and a completed appointment form in my inbox this am. This is from a TER member who for the last few times he has been here has somehow managed to only see casino girls?

I have about 1,000 rules when it comes to screening. I usually require at least two provider references....from ladies who are reputable, no cookie cutter site ladies, no unreviewed ladies...(unless I can verify they are legit), no ladies who only use BP.....seems like I missed oneeeeeeeeeee smalllllllll rule.

No CASINO girls......lolololol

This man actually said in his email....Oh I met her at the MGM in the bar.......you know who I am talking about right? She is blond and tall. (that narrows it down a lot, yup I am going to jump right on that)

Ummmmmm (looking around the room) Sir........I can count on one hand how many providers who are tall and blond......... I actually KNOW in Vegas....and I can say without reservation......none of them are casino girls. Soooooo, am I supposed to go down to the MGM Grand stand in the casino...or maybe hop on a craps table..... with a bull horn and holler: "MS. Crytallllllllllll, did you suck Mr. Johnny's cock last nightttttttttttttttttt, would you see him againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, and was he well behaveddddddddddddddd..........HELLLOOOOOOO CRYSTALLLLLLLLL DON'T BE SHY HONEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!....YOU ARE HELPING TO KEEP OUR COMMUNITY SAFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Thennnnnnnnnnnn he proceeds to tell me exactly what he and Ms. Crystal did last night.....(oh my she really is a very DIRTY girl)....maybe I should go look for her and bring her little SUPER slutty ass over to my house.......

I could almost understand if he were a newbie....He has a stack of reviews...but I don't understand the fascination with flirting with danger?????? Nor do I get why I have to know how slutty his girl was from last night??? ummmmmmmmmm aint that what reviews are for? but oh wait....no website....no phone...nothing it's just Crystal over at the MGM..........



sighhhhhhhh

If you want I can help you. You know, MGM is quite large, maybe you are there screaming her name in the lobby and she is close to the sportsbook...

if we find her, maybe we can have a 3sum lol.

LOL Wow that is a great story - Thanks for sharing. It amazes me sometimes the things people say when requesting references. I always get a kick out of the ones who offer up their siblings/family information, to check with them to be sure that they are legit

Lux

...have told me that they do it because they enjoy "the thrill of the hunt".  Same kind of reasoning that others have express as they try to explain why they pick up street walkers.

Kind of dumb logic on both accounts.

He's my 4th cousin, twice removed.
Just can't spell (the family name) too well!!

No Allure, the hotdog boi lol He loves girls no matter where they are. You should see him in a Casino when chicks walk by lol

I don't ever let my eyes stray.