If HE can have one....why can't I?

Become a dictator of some country ..no big thing

Alternatively if you Wallet is fat enough, the lovely ladies of the TER pleasure squad will be happy to escort you around full time
How many shall you be needing?  

.....those unfortunate ladies that were a part of OD.s past pleasure squad now sit in the dark mumbling incoherently while recalling the ugly sessions spent in his relentless sexual servitude over and over and over again.

Can you say " Completely Used Up ?"

Many of those same ladies are now severely and permanently bowl legged and depend on an aluminum walker to get around.

Some have developed serious mental conditions brought on from extended sessions with this sexual tyrant.

And finally there are those ladies who got away early on by turning completely lesbian after meeting OD for coffee.

I'm just trying to save those innocent lives that don't realize what they would otherwise be getting themselves into.

Oops, forgot to use an alias......

We know that!