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Surgical Gloves & Dinnerteeth_smile
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When my doctor puts on the surgical gloves for that "special prostrate exam" I have to ask, "What? You're not buying me dinner?"

Posted By: lvchi4u
Checked into my favorite Vegas hangout. Knew it was going to be a long day and was checking in a little late so I was not looking into hooking up with any providers this past night or I certainly would have contacted a favorite.  ;) ;)  
   
 Hanging out at my favorite bar with a long time bartender friend serving me up my bourbon while I piddled around on the machines. The normal happens with the CG trolls roaming around looking for easy targets. Seems as if these ladies have spidey senses and can tell when you take a glance at them from all the way across the world so they come up to you. Pretty trippy how they do that. One, two three... act sweet and cool then they bring up their rates and I tell them not interested..... because I have a secret power called TER.  
   
 One pops up who I have to admit was pretty damn sweet/hot with a great personality. Buy a drink or two and the biz thing comes up. (DAMN!! I was hoping she was a civvie.) She's from Seattle and mentions that crazy CG troll rate so I tell her to find somebody else because I'm pretty much a local. She leaves and an hour or two later ends up coming back around bitching that nobody is taking the bait. Sorry about that dear and I feel for you.... Must be because it's Wednesday night or the economy. One or the other.  
   
 She takes a look at my machine and sees about a hundie in it. Cuts me a deal for that hundie. I'm a little bourboned up so I'm like No shit? WTFN? She's hot... and she's cool.  
   
 Hit the room and she strips down to the hot little black outift and tells me to get naked. (Never good in my book when a lady does not strip me down.) Hits the Bathroom, grabs the lotion and breaks out the surgical gloves.  
   
 WTF?? LOL.  
   
 Oh crap... too late, committed and can't complain all things considering. Kick back and let the surgical gloves with hotel room lotion try to work but that's not going to do anything for me. Doing my best not to laugh my ass off and eventually get to the point to let her know what the little secret is so she does not work her arms off because I'm getting tired of it to.  
   
 Had to silently LMAO that god forbid the surgical gloves come off in order for her to feel important. Quite  hilarious that a CG Troll is out wandering around Vegas casinos with this technique... and obviously somebody has been biting for her to continue them.  
   
 At the end of all this... all it did was rile me up some more and instead of doing the right thing and just going to bed after a very long day and a couple of drinks to get a good's night rest for tomorrow... Here I am on TER wide awake and riled up to just give everybody another reminder....  
   
 Stay away from the Vegas Casino Trolls even if they are hot!!  
   
 Lol..  
 

Checked into my favorite Vegas hangout. Knew it was going to be a long day and was checking in a little late so I was not looking into hooking up with any providers this past night or I certainly would have contacted a favorite.  ;) ;)

Hanging out at my favorite bar with a long time bartender friend serving me up my bourbon while I piddled around on the machines. The normal happens with the CG trolls roaming around looking for easy targets. Seems as if these ladies have spidey senses and can tell when you take a glance at them from all the way across the world so they come up to you. Pretty trippy how they do that. One, two three... act sweet and cool then they bring up their rates and I tell them not interested..... because I have a secret power called TER.  

One pops up who I have to admit was pretty damn sweet/hot with a great personality. Buy a drink or two and the biz thing comes up. (DAMN!! I was hoping she was a civvie.) She's from Seattle and mentions that crazy CG troll rate so I tell her to find somebody else because I'm pretty much a local. She leaves and an hour or two later ends up coming back around bitching that nobody is taking the bait. Sorry about that dear and I feel for you.... Must be because it's Wednesday night or the economy. One or the other.

She takes a look at my machine and sees about a hundie in it. Cuts me a deal for that hundie. I'm a little bourboned up so I'm like No shit? WTFN? She's hot... and she's cool.

Hit the room and she strips down to the hot little black outift and tells me to get naked. (Never good in my book when a lady does not strip me down.) Hits the Bathroom, grabs the lotion and breaks out the surgical gloves.

WTF?? LOL.  

Oh crap... too late, committed and can't complain all things considering. Kick back and let the surgical gloves with hotel room lotion try to work but that's not going to do anything for me. Doing my best not to laugh my ass off and eventually get to the point to let her know what the little secret is so she does not work her arms off because I'm getting tired of it to.  

Had to silently LMAO that god forbid the surgical gloves come off in order for her to feel important. Quite  hilarious that a CG Troll is out wandering around Vegas casinos with this technique... and obviously somebody has been biting for her to continue them.

At the end of all this... all it did was rile me up some more and instead of doing the right thing and just going to bed after a very long day and a couple of drinks to get a good's night rest for tomorrow... Here I am on TER wide awake and riled up to just give everybody another reminder....

Stay away from the Vegas Casino Trolls even if they are hot!!

Lol.

It makes me proud to be a real TER woman
besitos Lvchi

Didn't I read fairly recently a post that you wrote about losing a kidney or a lung or both when you were rufee'd by a couple of sweet and innocent casino girls ?

Slow down my friend. Like playing the state lottery, chances are you are NOT going to come out of it a winner.

I'm with that gorgeous piece of ass Lorena, I do like reading your experiences.

See you in the fall.

Yeah... Always watch the drink and keep it out of reach when mixing it up with the CG trolls. Good thing you only need one kidney to live... LOL!

That was one of the funnier cg girl stories I have heard... Ive heard some real horror stories...At least you didn't end up passed out with your safe cleared out of all it's  goods!! Play safe and be careful!!

Posted By: lvchi4u
Checked into my favorite Vegas hangout. Knew it was going to be a long day and was checking in a little late so I was not looking into hooking up with any providers this past night or I certainly would have contacted a favorite.  ;) ;)  
   
 Hanging out at my favorite bar with a long time bartender friend serving me up my bourbon while I piddled around on the machines. The normal happens with the CG trolls roaming around looking for easy targets. Seems as if these ladies have spidey senses and can tell when you take a glance at them from all the way across the world so they come up to you. Pretty trippy how they do that. One, two three... act sweet and cool then they bring up their rates and I tell them not interested..... because I have a secret power called TER.  
   
 One pops up who I have to admit was pretty damn sweet/hot with a great personality. Buy a drink or two and the biz thing comes up. (DAMN!! I was hoping she was a civvie.) She's from Seattle and mentions that crazy CG troll rate so I tell her to find somebody else because I'm pretty much a local. She leaves and an hour or two later ends up coming back around bitching that nobody is taking the bait. Sorry about that dear and I feel for you.... Must be because it's Wednesday night or the economy. One or the other.  
   
 She takes a look at my machine and sees about a hundie in it. Cuts me a deal for that hundie. I'm a little bourboned up so I'm like No shit? WTFN? She's hot... and she's cool.  
   
 Hit the room and she strips down to the hot little black outift and tells me to get naked. (Never good in my book when a lady does not strip me down.) Hits the Bathroom, grabs the lotion and breaks out the surgical gloves.  
   
 WTF?? LOL.  
   
 Oh crap... too late, committed and can't complain all things considering. Kick back and let the surgical gloves with hotel room lotion try to work but that's not going to do anything for me. Doing my best not to laugh my ass off and eventually get to the point to let her know what the little secret is so she does not work her arms off because I'm getting tired of it to.  
   
 Had to silently LMAO that god forbid the surgical gloves come off in order for her to feel important. Quite  hilarious that a CG Troll is out wandering around Vegas casinos with this technique... and obviously somebody has been biting for her to continue them.  
   
 At the end of all this... all it did was rile me up some more and instead of doing the right thing and just going to bed after a very long day and a couple of drinks to get a good's night rest for tomorrow... Here I am on TER wide awake and riled up to just give everybody another reminder....  
   
 Stay away from the Vegas Casino Trolls even if they are hot!!  
   
 Lol..  
 

When my doctor puts on the surgical gloves for that "special prostrate exam" I have to ask, "What? You're not buying me dinner?"

Posted By: lvchi4u
Checked into my favorite Vegas hangout. Knew it was going to be a long day and was checking in a little late so I was not looking into hooking up with any providers this past night or I certainly would have contacted a favorite.  ;) ;)  
   
 Hanging out at my favorite bar with a long time bartender friend serving me up my bourbon while I piddled around on the machines. The normal happens with the CG trolls roaming around looking for easy targets. Seems as if these ladies have spidey senses and can tell when you take a glance at them from all the way across the world so they come up to you. Pretty trippy how they do that. One, two three... act sweet and cool then they bring up their rates and I tell them not interested..... because I have a secret power called TER.  
   
 One pops up who I have to admit was pretty damn sweet/hot with a great personality. Buy a drink or two and the biz thing comes up. (DAMN!! I was hoping she was a civvie.) She's from Seattle and mentions that crazy CG troll rate so I tell her to find somebody else because I'm pretty much a local. She leaves and an hour or two later ends up coming back around bitching that nobody is taking the bait. Sorry about that dear and I feel for you.... Must be because it's Wednesday night or the economy. One or the other.  
   
 She takes a look at my machine and sees about a hundie in it. Cuts me a deal for that hundie. I'm a little bourboned up so I'm like No shit? WTFN? She's hot... and she's cool.  
   
 Hit the room and she strips down to the hot little black outift and tells me to get naked. (Never good in my book when a lady does not strip me down.) Hits the Bathroom, grabs the lotion and breaks out the surgical gloves.  
   
 WTF?? LOL.  
   
 Oh crap... too late, committed and can't complain all things considering. Kick back and let the surgical gloves with hotel room lotion try to work but that's not going to do anything for me. Doing my best not to laugh my ass off and eventually get to the point to let her know what the little secret is so she does not work her arms off because I'm getting tired of it to.  
   
 Had to silently LMAO that god forbid the surgical gloves come off in order for her to feel important. Quite  hilarious that a CG Troll is out wandering around Vegas casinos with this technique... and obviously somebody has been biting for her to continue them.  
   
 At the end of all this... all it did was rile me up some more and instead of doing the right thing and just going to bed after a very long day and a couple of drinks to get a good's night rest for tomorrow... Here I am on TER wide awake and riled up to just give everybody another reminder....  
   
 Stay away from the Vegas Casino Trolls even if they are hot!!  
   
 Lol..  
 

Glad you survived ! We're going to have that drink before long .

what's the little secret??  :)  
Seriously, though.

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