Oh so many lines to chose from  

The winner of most annoying line I get every single time ( and I mean every time ) that I am leaving a room if it is midnight or later and there is a guy in the elevator with me .
No matter race or age, they all say the same thing to me - "so , are you leaving already"

Is there a handbook somewhere that says if you see a lady in the elevator after midnight say -
so are you leaving already ??.
Ok when I am leaving it does look like I am on my way to check out.
but I am not making eye contact with anyone and I am busy reading emails on my phone
BUT ..................Seriously does the guy think at that point that maybe I will say -
no , I am waiting to jump your bones !!! LOL LOL LOL

Although if I am in the mood for shock value I may say -
Not leaving , just looking for a place to spend the night.
It takes a moment for the guys to recover from my answer .
Then they say - oh , you can spend it with me .
Which I reply - oh , you can keep dreaming or find me online ..........
While they are trying to figure out what I just said  doors of elevator open and I am long gone.

but seriously what is going through their heads ?? Do they think in that 30 second elevator ride they will say something so clever that will make me want to continue my night with them.
Or do they think they are just being polite.

Really it cracks me up LOL LOL

Lines don't work on me . Be down to earth , normal , be you ..........has a better chance to get my attention BUT
I did once hear a cute line
Guy says - How are you doing ?
I say - fine
Guy says - You sure are ......fine , very fine .
Ok that was cheesy , but cute . all he got was a smile.

but why did you post this with an Alias ??? Did you think we would't answer with your "real handle"

Hope this post added a smile to someones day or night
xoxo CindySpice

 

I like men who are clever and witty.  Lame one~liners that make me roll my eyes are probably not going to get much of a response, other than a smirk, from me, as it doesn't make me feel special...I find myself thinking, "how many gals have you tried that line on today?"...

A couple of bad ones I have heard are:

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

I though this one was kind of clever, as it opened the door for conversation and he was acting like he was interested in my opinion:

"I need a female opinion here. Do you think star signs make a difference in a persons personality? I was talking to a girl the other day and she was set that it does, but I'm not sure I buy it..."

In addition to great people watching, Las Vegas has some of the best fodder for eavesdropping too!

Smiles
SS

"You have an accent... you must be from Tennessee... coz you're the only 10 I see!!!"
That was pretty bad!!!!!