I have been brainstorming with some hobbyist and some provider friends of mine as to why providers make better long and/or short term companions than civvies...

We started this more out of amusement than anything else....

Please add to the list...it's fun!

They are in no particular order:

*Providers will never hand you a 'honey-do' list

*Providers legs and other bits will always be shaved and/or well groomed

*Providers are willing participants to a man's fantasies

*Providers love to share you with their girlfriends

*Providers wouldn't let you catch them in granny panties

*Providers don't nag

*Even if they don't have children, providers always carry baby wipes with them

*Providers always have an assortment of condoms and lubes to use/try

*You don't have to wait for your birthday; a Provider will help you blow out your b'day candle any day you wish

*Providers can be written off as a business expense, if you are clever

*Providers are not concerned with your marital or relationship status

*She may have yet to meet you, but a provider will call you sweetie, babe, and handsome

*A provider doesn't care what or whom you spend your money on

*A Provider won't want half of what you have when the relationship is over

*A Provider has way more than one set of sexy lingerie

*A Provider has many battery operated toys that she's happy to use with you, in front of you, or on you

*A Provider doesn't have to fake an 'O', she'll wait til you give her one

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A provider never "has a headache" or is "too tired" to please you
A provider appreciates your $ instead of taking it for granted
A provider KNOWS how to please a man
A provider wont play games....guaranteed P*$@y
A provider will keep you sane!

A provider won't expose you to a lot of drama

A provider won't tell you "that's never going to happen" or "I won't ever go there with you"

*A Provider is always happy to see you

*A Provider is always interested in everything you have to say

*A Provider is always in the mood

*A Provider likes breakfast, lunch, or dinner in bed...room service is about play time, not laziness

*A Provider's nails and toes are always freshly manicured

*A Provider Wants to Make YOU Happy

true, but if all civvies were as cool as providers are, then this board and this subculture would most likely cease to exist..dontcha think?!

a provider will never call you and ask you when your gonna be home from work!                       a provider will never fight you for the remote!     a provider will never ask you where you've been or what you've been doing!                             No in-laws with a provider!!!!!                     You will always know how much money is in your checking account with a provider!!!

Civies usually end up costing way more in the long run.  Providers are much more easily interchangeable and they leave when your done!  No taking your side of the bed or sharing the remote.

And if Tiger would have stuck with Providers instead of civies he probably wouldn't have gotten caught!  You don't have to tell every provider you love them.

A provider goes away. (paraphrased from Charlie Sheen during the Heidi Fliess trial).

Providers are very diverse......

You can have a white girl this week
a Latina next week
a Black girl the next week
an Asian the next week
a BBW the next week
a spinner the next week
a porn star the next week
a utr the next week
and hell if they all agree YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

written a review in sometime ........

Actually, I like all the reasons so far.

I never worry about the wet spot as I am leaving.

Well shit, I had to come up with something. lol