....oh my!! The morning wood Academy flag is at full staff with that shit. It's actually alarming. My dick was sticking in my belly button one morning. It is incredible what those pills do.

For me, I need full staff for anal. My heritage is all from 60 degree latitude on up. Cold shrivels dicks and a few thousand years of evolution doesn't help. It's like going from a pinky to a babies  arm from the elbow up with the blue pill.

Also, why I like overnights Maybe they can leave you with a good impression if you wake up with this anomaly?  

Yey! I get it. Condoms are Novocain to a penis. I never needed anything to help before the age of safe. And I have had sex before HIV was ever known about.

It's just the way it is!!

mine fell off, or maybe someone stole it or borrowed it

when I woke up next morning I had nightmares from the night before and my penis found it's way back home, security reported seeing a three legged beast roaming the halls of the  hotel at 3 AM

I ruined three sets of sweets and they needed to send up three maids

to clean up the room/sheets the next morning.

to this day I wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares and horrible visions of
ripping through my skin. I end up screaming so loud that the neighbors slam their windows shut and pound on the walls to be quiet, yelling "put that thing away before we call the police".  

I see white, yellow, blue hallo's around lights for days, and my eye doctor says that I shouldn't
take them anymore because he is sick of putting my eyeballs back in their sockets.  

I AM NOT JOKING, you want to see a youtube video, I can prove it.