I love the part about the girls telling him dances were $100 each!
We had a cocktail waitress there who never got the change right, she was a blatant rip off artist.
These chicks in the clubs are just working it!

Food shelter and sex are our driving biological forces. It's your duty as a life long friend to pull that guy out of his shell.
He sounds like the kind of person who has always done the right hint, what was expected of him, regardless of the cost to Self.
Show him how to have some discreet fun!
Great job so far...
Xo Clair

Until at age 51 I had a near death experience, and I mean very near. Since then I determined life is short and I am not wasting anytime and I better start living.   The way I figure it everyone is eventually going to die, but very few have really lived.

I was in a sexless marriage for 15 years.  Still find it hard to believe that we produced a 'mini-me'.  But at the time it worked for me - there was so much love and after a while it really didn't matter.  Sure I looked, but never strayed from my vows.  I never regretted it and will always have love in my heart for her.

But after her passing I knew that I needed to live my life and that there was more to it that I had been missing.  I miss being married and would like to again - but sure have ben having a lot of fun! Thank you to the wonderful women who have shown this old dog new tricks!