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Re:WooHoo... The Holidays are winding down....
BigPoppaPumplv 14239 reads
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Great Picture Lass!!! Man do you look sexy!!!

CelticLass14968 reads

But oh it has been wonderful...the tree is still up and preperations are being made for New Years~! Is it just me or is anyone else having a hard time dealing with the fact it is already 2003??? Where does the time and experiences go....*sigh*


Anyhoo...I am extending my Holiday specials thru the beginning of the Year and for CES and AVN. And no it's not cause I'm hard up for business....just thought it would be a nice break because of the Holiday bustle and expense.

So if its an Irish Broad with a wyked sense of humor that tickles your fancy, then I am your girl. I may be able to entice my friend Naughty B (Brooke Butler) to come and play also. You can find reviews of me here on TER and on TBD. They are pretty self explanitory *wink*

Drop Me a Line and let me know what ya think.


xoxoxox
Lass

-- Modified on 12/26/2002 12:50:16 PM

BigPoppaPumplv14240 reads

Great Picture Lass!!! Man do you look sexy!!!

DrX12186 reads

Now that would be an interesting New Year's celebration.  I don't know if I would be up for the challenge and the wet spot would probably rival Lake Mead.

DrX

brookebutler12294 reads

but I can promise you and the reviews speak for themselves.... you will leave a happy man.

I personally gurantee %100!


SuperBowlKen14243 reads

Lass,

I have a gripe with Santa.  I asked Santa for you and Brooke, but he forget to leave that present under the tree.  I checked my list twice; I have been naughty but I also have been nice.  I guess I will have to do some after-Xmas shopping on my own and get this special present myself.

See if I leave him some cookies and a shot of whiskey next year.

Ken

P.S. I think Santa is jealous that I believe in the Easter Bunny and not him.

Cheesey Clause12991 reads

But I wasn't naughty :-)... I just had to use my brain. I got the idea from Amityville Horror.

First I wrote "GET OUT" in maple syrup on the living room wall. The ants took the bait. It looked really spooky to me. Then I duct-taped a plastic pig snout and hooves on my pet kitty KB. I told everyone that she was "Jodie - Mistress of the Underworld!". My neighbor kids didn't buy it. They pointed out that pigs have short curly type tails and she was a little too hairy for a pig. I told them this was a result of 2000 years of mutations - they still didn't buy it. Besides, KB didn't appreciate the tape all over her face.

Oh well, Plan B - I'm now selling ant farms! Each farm comes with it's own set of real ants. Complete with birth certificates and a letter of authentisity! I personally named each and every ant!

What other gift can you buy for your kids - even your All Time Favorite (ATF) Provider than a Casa Cheesewiz ant farm!

And the price - 74.99 (plus shipping and handling)! WHAT A DEAL!

At this price, you should buy 2 two! I'm giving them away!

Call now 702.555.1212 operators are standing. Or send in a check or money order to:

Casa Cheese Ant Farm
Cheese's House
Las Vegas Nevada 89100

Hurry! Supplies are limited... batteries are not included...
And if you order within the next 5 minutes, you'll get ONE free session with your ATF...that's right ONE free session... I only say this because none of you will take me up on that offer - I'm not shallow... really... :-)

Happy New Year.

-- Modified on 12/29/2002 8:10:13 AM

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