I'll be tooling in to Sin City next month in my grossly over powered, fuel injected, CA registered, mid life crisis mobile in hunt of a good time. I am generous(but not stupid), have never been thrown out of bed for eating crackers, love enormous breasts and blonde or near blonde hair, i.e. any damn color(no porn stars or alleged porn stars thank you) and can listen to untranslated French dialogue, well............all day long.

I like spanekopeta, baklava, feta cheese and still recite a prayer in Greek that I learned as a boy prior to bed, so a conversation in Greek would not be out of the question. I'll submit to DFK, DATY, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, inverted cowgirl and a foot massage, but I refuse to listen to one harsh word about any other Vegas lady who also happens to be in the biz.

I usually just call my good buddy Lass about these issues, but she's busy doing constructive, meaningful things. I have an old e-mail from my San Diego partner in crime Hotlick, listing all of the ladies that fit my criteria, but it's a bit dated(not unlike Hot, sorry pal couldn't resist).

So, can ya help out a fellow American who, while not really down on his luck, is basically bored, tired, horny, recovering from a cold and obviously in possession of way too much time and probably not enough of his faculties.

Hot, I love ya like a brother(of course both mine are in jail) and I can't wait to see your chesire grin come October). Vegas, here I come(well actually not for four weeks). Marco(tongue firmly in cheek)from San Diego(MfSD).

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