I thought it was a very good review. Very entertaining and descriptive.  If you are not going to be either of those, what's the point of writing a review?

Sierra has been on my "to do" list for a while, your review stiffened my resolve to see her the next time I am in LV.

She is a hot young babe and I am a dirty old man.  Those facts lead me to hesitate reaching out to her.

It was HILARIOUS  !!!!.
I couldn't stop laughing  ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL and I am not being biased.

I don't know , maybe one had to be there to understand , but I couldn't stop laughing and below sentences really cracked me up !

"I was trying to think how i could submit this to my health insurance"

"One of the bottles clogged, she snarled at it, tossed it aside and summoned a replacement from her minions. I imagine a cruel ritual punishment awaited him back at the shrine of the Tantra deity"

"She went and got the customary wet cloth, cleaned me up, and in a matter of fact voice said, "Now I'm going to pamper you". Now? I thought. What do you call that last hour? "

"Then the kegels kicked in. I've felt the squeeze before, but these were real walnut crackers!"

..............Ok , I better stop now or I will just be posting the review here  


If someone doesn't get how funny your review is ........ well then their sense of humor is calling , it is lost

 
Thank you sweetheart  for taking the time to write such a wonderful ,unique , funny ,entertaining review , while keeping it informative and "real"
Your the best ! I will cherish our memories for ever !!!

I am glad you enjoyed our time as much as I did.

xoxo CindySpice