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ezeedude123 19 Reviews 709 reads
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Rhino recently lost a lawsuit. They did away with their no drink 3 for $100 dances VIP room. They are now all 2 drink minimum, for a minimum of 30 minutes. That is to say if you stay for an hour you buy four drinks. Each drink is $35, so that is $70 each 30 minutes. Plus on top of that they charge you a "room" charge of $11.  Except before I think 6pm when there is no two drink minimum, but still a "room" charge. So Rhino has the most expensive drinks. Subject to change. the other thing at the RHINO is that the managers will move you around. If you have a good table and a big group comes in they will ask you to leave your table and put you some place else. Unless you buy a bottle......
 
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Posted By: quzi
Palomino:  If you're wanting nude dancers and a full bar, this place in North Las Vegas is the only place in town (grandfathered for another xx years from other clubs that have to be topless/booze or nude/juice; and no BYOB allowed).  They'll offer a ride to the club, don't think they waive cover.  It's way far from the strip so the cab ride back is gonna be pricey (plus max 5 per cab so you're paying for 2 rides back to your room).  Not sure if it's worth it.  
   
 Sapphires:  Claims to be the largest strip club in the world.  It's a big room.  Lots of dancers.  I think the drinks here are more expensive than any other strip club ($17 for a well vodka tonic?).  They do have a bikini pool area (dayclub?).  They do some interesting specials for football and UFC fights.  It's difficult to find a place to sit with a lot of reserved seating (so your group would probably tip a fair amount to get some seats together).  
   
 Spearmint Rhino:  Personal fav due to knowing some people that work there.  Place gets busy super fast on a weekend night.  Lots of lookers.  Good happy hour (11am-8pm) so you can get buzzed before the night shift arrives.  If you go, worth asking for a ride as they'll offer it for free and waive cover.  On a weekend night, you'll probably need to tip the bouncer to find room for your group (guys are standing because there's no where to sit).  
   
 Larry Flint's Hustler Club:  Across 2 floors and a rooftop, probably more space than Sapphires.  Good drink specials Sun-Thu.  Love the space.  Not sure if the free ride includes waived cover (ask).  
   
 Crazy Horse 3:  This place is OK.  Has a nightclub/afterhours space and a sushi bar (kinda separate but in the same building) and they just started a sports bar area (the original owners of the club wanted to have a sportsbook there but could never get the proper license to offer it).  Free ride but I don't think they waive cover.  
   
 Crazy Horse Too:  former old school club.  The new owners won the rights to the old name (was called The Horse).  I need to visit as I haven't gone since it reopened.  
   
 Cheetah's/Olympic Gardens:  Two other old school clubs.  Cheetah's cleaned up/spruced up so it seems fresher than OGs.  Free rides, probably wavied cover (always ask).  
   
 Little Darlings:  This is the only nude club with no booze that's worth checking out (vs other nude/no booze clubs, well, might let Pussycats slip in).  Love the lap dance area.  Free ride, low door fees.  
   
 Gold Club:  This place is opening up in a couple weeks.  It's due south of Mandalay Bay and it's been a site of a few failed clubs, probably because the location isn't that great.  
   
 Honorable mentions:  Treasures (has steakhouse on premises and good early drink specials), Deja Vu Showgirls (rotating drink specials).    
   
 Pick a club, call them to arrange for a pick up and ask if they'll waive cover (tip the driver for the free ride, $10/person seems reasonable for your group; tip the door girl if you get waived cover, $5/person).  Ask the driver about a ride back (although if your really drunk, I don't think you'll want to wait for the free ride, just grab a waiting cab back to your room).  If the place is super busy, you'll need to tip a bouncer to clear some space for your group (booths usually require a bottle or two but if you're willing to pool together the costs+tips (under $200 per person in a place that serves booze) it's nice).  Because the taxi/limo drivers get toked to take you to the club, you'll end up paying the $20+ cover to get in if you decide not to make the arrangements for a free ride in advance.  Max 5 people in a single taxi so keep that in mind.  
   
 FWIW, extras inside the Vegas strip clubs are not cheap.  You'd have to drop bricks of $$ like Rodman to get a dancer to consider offering extras.  You'd have better luck seeing a dancer outside the club.  What you can expect is some decent (grind) lap dances in the club.  Good times as long as you know what to expect (well reviewed providers in the TER database are a sure thing and tend to be less expensive than dancers outside the club; providers can be way better looking than dancers to boot).

So I'm heading to Vegas next week for a conference and will have some free time on my hands. I typically don't do call girls there, but go to strip clubs instead. Put simply, I can get for $300 in my hometown what I typically have to pay $600+ for in LV, so why bother?  

That said, the last few times I've been out, I went to the Rhino where the girls were smoking hot but did everything short of sticking a gun in my face to empty my wallet, and it's left me with a bad impression of the place.

I've heard Little Darling's is the place to go now, but thought I would ask around here for where the best bang for the buck is. I'm still looking for 7-10 range women in a nice environment, where you can get an awesome grind and not be attacked by women hoping to leave you bankrupt at nights end.  

Anything like that exist? Thanks!

...and find a value price with great service.  Check out Jaydalee for the best value in town...great service and less than 400. Try Ashleymarie also. Or just call 100proofoflasVegas for great GFE for 400.  That gun you mentioned will always be pointed at your head at Vegas strip clubs and you won't get to shoot YOUR load!

I second lazyboy on his recommendation of Jaydalee and Ashley Marie...and I will add Lovelee...all amazing ladies!! And I haven't met Sweet May yet but she is definitely on my bucket list.

but I can't understand why you would spend $3-400 in a strip club and just be able to look when you could spend the same and spend some time in the quietness of your room. And there are some AMAZING ladies in that price range. I did the same for years on my Vegas trips...blew $ in strip clubs. Never again though.

Just my .02. To each his own. Good luck to you!!

I will be Vegas Sunday, I'm going to do both, seeing a lady Monday then going to sit in the strip Club the next few days and let the world pass me by.
 Nothing wrong with watching sports, hot girls and good booze.
             My money my rules.

That's cool bigmark...That's why I said to each his own...For me though I would much rather spend time with a fun, lovely lady in the privacy of my room than in a strip club...Have fun!!

RokkKrinn702 reads

...can only be had if you go in the company of a gorgeous girl (who's into it, of course).  You'll get all kinds of attention.

And then you get to go back to your hotel and have the time of your life, having been properly "prepared". :)

Absolutely agree with this.  Why spend mega bucks getting all randy at a strip club when you could shell out the same, or even less, with a highly reviewed provider in the confines of your own room.  Not a dis to those who go to strip clubs, or want to see some skin and still remain faithful to their significant other or spouse.  As for myself being single and retired at a relatively early age I much would rather spend some one on one time with a well reviewed escort and have a GFE experience.

Just my two cents.....

Allow me and my friends to bring the strip club to you with your very own private lap grinding dance, girl on girl show and even more.

xo
LaRue McCay

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you can get the girls to hook up with you after work? Watch the naked show and see a pussy that has the look you like and then try to date it after work. Does this work?

I had my 27th birthday @ Treasures and boy did they make it memorable!

Have Fun!
OXOOXX
KL

Rhino recently lost a lawsuit. They did away with their no drink 3 for $100 dances VIP room. They are now all 2 drink minimum, for a minimum of 30 minutes. That is to say if you stay for an hour you buy four drinks. Each drink is $35, so that is $70 each 30 minutes. Plus on top of that they charge you a "room" charge of $11.  Except before I think 6pm when there is no two drink minimum, but still a "room" charge. So Rhino has the most expensive drinks. Subject to change. the other thing at the RHINO is that the managers will move you around. If you have a good table and a big group comes in they will ask you to leave your table and put you some place else. Unless you buy a bottle......
 
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Posted By: quzi
Palomino:  If you're wanting nude dancers and a full bar, this place in North Las Vegas is the only place in town (grandfathered for another xx years from other clubs that have to be topless/booze or nude/juice; and no BYOB allowed).  They'll offer a ride to the club, don't think they waive cover.  It's way far from the strip so the cab ride back is gonna be pricey (plus max 5 per cab so you're paying for 2 rides back to your room).  Not sure if it's worth it.  
   
 Sapphires:  Claims to be the largest strip club in the world.  It's a big room.  Lots of dancers.  I think the drinks here are more expensive than any other strip club ($17 for a well vodka tonic?).  They do have a bikini pool area (dayclub?).  They do some interesting specials for football and UFC fights.  It's difficult to find a place to sit with a lot of reserved seating (so your group would probably tip a fair amount to get some seats together).  
   
 Spearmint Rhino:  Personal fav due to knowing some people that work there.  Place gets busy super fast on a weekend night.  Lots of lookers.  Good happy hour (11am-8pm) so you can get buzzed before the night shift arrives.  If you go, worth asking for a ride as they'll offer it for free and waive cover.  On a weekend night, you'll probably need to tip the bouncer to find room for your group (guys are standing because there's no where to sit).  
   
 Larry Flint's Hustler Club:  Across 2 floors and a rooftop, probably more space than Sapphires.  Good drink specials Sun-Thu.  Love the space.  Not sure if the free ride includes waived cover (ask).  
   
 Crazy Horse 3:  This place is OK.  Has a nightclub/afterhours space and a sushi bar (kinda separate but in the same building) and they just started a sports bar area (the original owners of the club wanted to have a sportsbook there but could never get the proper license to offer it).  Free ride but I don't think they waive cover.  
   
 Crazy Horse Too:  former old school club.  The new owners won the rights to the old name (was called The Horse).  I need to visit as I haven't gone since it reopened.  
   
 Cheetah's/Olympic Gardens:  Two other old school clubs.  Cheetah's cleaned up/spruced up so it seems fresher than OGs.  Free rides, probably wavied cover (always ask).  
   
 Little Darlings:  This is the only nude club with no booze that's worth checking out (vs other nude/no booze clubs, well, might let Pussycats slip in).  Love the lap dance area.  Free ride, low door fees.  
   
 Gold Club:  This place is opening up in a couple weeks.  It's due south of Mandalay Bay and it's been a site of a few failed clubs, probably because the location isn't that great.  
   
 Honorable mentions:  Treasures (has steakhouse on premises and good early drink specials), Deja Vu Showgirls (rotating drink specials).    
   
 Pick a club, call them to arrange for a pick up and ask if they'll waive cover (tip the driver for the free ride, $10/person seems reasonable for your group; tip the door girl if you get waived cover, $5/person).  Ask the driver about a ride back (although if your really drunk, I don't think you'll want to wait for the free ride, just grab a waiting cab back to your room).  If the place is super busy, you'll need to tip a bouncer to clear some space for your group (booths usually require a bottle or two but if you're willing to pool together the costs+tips (under $200 per person in a place that serves booze) it's nice).  Because the taxi/limo drivers get toked to take you to the club, you'll end up paying the $20+ cover to get in if you decide not to make the arrangements for a free ride in advance.  Max 5 people in a single taxi so keep that in mind.  
   
 FWIW, extras inside the Vegas strip clubs are not cheap.  You'd have to drop bricks of $$ like Rodman to get a dancer to consider offering extras.  You'd have better luck seeing a dancer outside the club.  What you can expect is some decent (grind) lap dances in the club.  Good times as long as you know what to expect (well reviewed providers in the TER database are a sure thing and tend to be less expensive than dancers outside the club; providers can be way better looking than dancers to boot).

Ezeedude- thanks for the review- that was incredible. I feel like I should buy you a few lapdances for that! After reading your review, I'm leaning towards just hanging out and girl watching now to be perfectly honest. The problem with Vegas is that you can have a good time- a great time in fact- but for about double to triple what you'll pay elsewhere. That said, hard not to do SOMETHING with all the hotties you see around town.  

Thanks again!

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