Probably depends on what you are counting? If heads.... then..... ahhhwww heck. I lost track of who is who and doing what for whom long time ago. I'd suggest counting tails.
That's right!
You can tell when this board is deader than hell.
Yet Touchmethere apparently is Bruce from Pretty Maids, though he denies it and it has not been confirmed totally at least.
No sooner do we hear the Acidom is actually WebTerroist. I was begining to like them both. Webby for her board contributions and writing styles and Acidom and I have a lot sort of in common. I don't know about that commonality now though, it's frustrating as hell to be friends anymore.
Of course Kadi jumps in and confesses that she is actually Pokergent. I would never have figured that! Poker is such a well liked person on here. Though he has not responded for the obvious reasons I suppose. Would you afterall?
I had a friend over the other night and the cat sort of got out of the bag. I did not mean it to happen that way, and hoped it would go no further. Yet, sure enough the so called friend told one of her friends and the next I know at least 4 people were aware of my scam as well and are threatening to expose me.
In the interest of be crapped on by others and being exposed to all my friends here and other cities, I am going to expose MYSELF. I have no choice. I probably could not carry on this charade much longer anyway, and feel somewhat guilty enough as it it. I do hope everyone is forgiving and we can get on the regular scheduled programing and having the fun we always have had, and banging the hell out of each other, OMG you got to love it.
Anyway, I know this is getting a little long and boring like some other shit I see on this board, so why not just let it fly.
Smarty1101, that's right ME, is actually Nikki Avalon.
-- Modified on 8/11/2005 8:19:10 PM
-- Modified on 8/12/2005 8:40:47 AM
Marco, Baylee and Nikki. Nothing quite like getting sandwiched between sweet blonde perfection....MfSD>>>>
She plays better Poker than I---But I am the Best Lover!
and love making is more fun then winning at poker anyway
Oh my goodness look what we started!
Naughtiness
Kadi
-- Modified on 8/12/2005 5:15:18 AM
wow.. at least now we know why you are always late to your appointments.. !!!..LOL.. thats funny shit!!.> also. I knew a lONG time ago.. Touch was Brucey.. That was WAY obvious... !!! But.. Smarty..? even the way you wrote your posts.. >>>> SNEAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now.. we at least know why you are always late... !!..LOL..
if you'd stop sampling the goods before delivering them I'd be on time more often.
only on time if Kandi and I drive her....roflmao
I have textually met your Mrs in chat a few times...unless you and Miss Kandi are the the same person...in which case we have talked...sort of...very clever to claim to be married, that would help cover that the two of you have the IP address and stuff...you are very sneaky...both of you...or one of you...or just you...
Now my brain hurts, I think I better stay off it for awhile.
make you use a few brain cells....cya later in chat....Top...or Mrs Top...or Kandi.....or Smarty101.......or acidom....or spinner39....
"I can be whoever you want me to be baby".....lol
Top or Mrs Top or Kandi or maybe even Nikki...
If Smarty is Nikki and Poker Gent is Kadi, then are all of their reviews of providers bogus? Or is this just all fun & games by a certain few?
So Smarty, er Nikki...now it makes sense. All this time that I've been chatting with you, I didn't realize that you were she...so, if you and my good twin and I all hooked up, exactly how many of us would be in the room???
Probably depends on what you are counting? If heads.... then..... ahhhwww heck. I lost track of who is who and doing what for whom long time ago. I'd suggest counting tails.
Well now, let's see...my good twin would want to come along also to meet with yours...I'm not sure (Math is my weakest subject) I guess we'll have to do a head count.
BTW - My membership has lapsed so I'm unable to PM. Would you please have your sister email me? [email protected]
I wanna come and I can bring my good twin also 
Naughtiness
Kadi
I'm so confused at this point I really don't know who I am anymore, what I really wanna know is if Mr Acidom is me does that make him female or me male? because it would be interesting to be able to write my name in the snow next January when it snows at my house.
I'd prefer two evil ones.
I'm pretty sure I am the "Danny DeVito" to your "Arnold Schwarzenegger"...and it sucks being a woman that looks way too much like Danny DeVito.
Whoever they want here, or pretend to be as it serves a promotional purpose.
Obviously, no one at TER spends too much time, or cares.
I really don't either. But, as some continue to deny their identity and promote Girls and Agencies as if they are an unconnected, or unrewarded, normal hobbiest.... well,....it also makes me wonder about their reviews. How much is real here? I, and many others, I'm sure, hope to find good Providers based on honest true reviews and thoughts posted here sometimes.
Luckily, I've been fortunate there and haven't fallen for all this crap.....but, how many have....sadly.
It's all about having fun! Why Lie?
-- Modified on 8/12/2005 11:38:04 AM
We ALL know that you are really LJ in the flesh. One less mystery to unfold.
Just didn't want to be the first to say it.
I guess I'm not in the same attack mode.
We all know sweet LJ canty tipe nery wll--- LOL
She gona kill me now!
.....LJ has much better boobs ( :
I knew it would get out >>>>>. sooner or later..!!
a guys jaw drop....LOL!!!!!
Nobody cares whether he is or isn't Bruce..
As far as the truthfulness of the reviews, I have not heard anybody complained after using this agency, so the truthfulness of the reviews is really inconsequential at this point...
stop the broken record ...
-- Modified on 8/12/2005 1:01:51 PM
Some people are just slower on the uptake. We just have to give them a little more time.
Where the hell have you been I was thinking about you today. I miss you! I will be in Detroit Aug 22. Hope your father is doing ok?
naughtiness & kisses
Kadi
miss you too, still around and playing hard...
This board has been quite entertaining past few days...(LOL)
Hope you are not flying Northwest....
-- Modified on 8/12/2005 3:44:56 PM
How about some basic ethics and honesty here(sometimes hard to come by in this business)?
You're saying no one cares if an agency owner uses another handle and shills his ladies.
Fine, therefore, it should be OK for a lady to do the same--make up a male name and brag about herself.
Somehow, I don't think you would like the dishonesty in the latter example.
Or, is it anything goes--people should lie, cheat, and misrepresent themselves to make a buck?
It's hypocritical to make such comment while using an alias.
If a provider using an alias to promote herself, I have no problem with it, as long as she is not a rip off or advertising something that she does not do...
-- Modified on 8/15/2005 6:39:07 PM
He is Bruce!! nad I am PokerGent and Smarty is Nikki A and Spinner is Nikki's driver so she is always late. Where have you been?? LOL!
This board must be slow because I thnk this is the best conversation in awhile.
Naughtiness
Kadi
This board has been so boring and dead lately, that I had to start something. And the replys did not fail me; very entertaining and can't stop laughing my ass off.
Now lets all get back to the board and check in more, and quit trying to find ways to put someone down, and look for something to gain or accomplish.
Like me I am still dreaming of the days, that I finally get the courage to set appointments with Nikki A. LJ. M, and Kadi
Have a great weekend everyone, I enjoyed it emensely.
Sorry I had to bail on you just as this got rolling, but I ducked out of town for a couple days. See you back here & on the nationals tomorrow morning...