I arrived at the party early to help set things up.  I caught the tail end of photo shoot, but around 4:00pm a special treat showed up, Charity McLain, Stripper Pole Erection Perfection.  Charity showed up with a chrome pole, 3/4" inch plywood, a few 2x4s and load of tools hanging from a leather belt. She wore a pair of tight gray gym shorts that showed off a powerful set of glutes that stretched the fabric.  She had rock hard legs that flexed as she carried around 50lb sacks of sand and built a stripper stage from scratch using pre-cut lumber and an electric drill.  My job was holding open the door, pointing to the outlets and hanging around to watch her work.  When she finished she struck the Superman pose, legs spread, fists clenched perched on her hips with her elbows bent and chest out; except instead of a big "S" on her shirt, there was a set of 36" double D tit-cannons, fully loaded.

I really got into it.  I was introduced to puberty hanging out in neighborhood gas station decorated with calendars of muscle bound chicks holding all sorts of power tools.   But the tool of the evening was this serious scotch tape dispenser. It was held like a torch and dispensed heavy duty tape.  She called it her Date Rape Tape.  (She winked at me when she said it.)  

I was impressed. Charity demonstrated tenacity, exceptional effort and attention to detail.  She also had this animated upbeat high energy personality that caught me by surprise.  Based on some of her photos I thought she would have been more "serious", but she was quite the opposite.  I wanted to see if these aspects of her personality carried over to other facets of her life so I invited her over.  

Soooooo......If you want know how that worked out, the link to her profile is below.  My review should be close to the top.


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When I offered to provide the pole, in my opinion, it was implied that it could be used. I just had to make sure it worked and it was safe.

Great review!  I'm definitely booking time to see Charity when I head to Vegas in the summer.

Thank you looking forward to it