Las Vegas

Call me stupid but
WHO127m 847 reads
posted
1 / 8

Last time I went to a strip club (little Darlings) was when I was about 20 because I realize that the money spent there was just going to waste, at least on my behalf.  I mean I been there about 5-6 times back in my youth and dropped upwards of a 1000 bucks total which isn't a lot but for a kid it was back then.  Finally it hit me...its not like i'm going home with one of the girls at the end of the night and all i do is go home and do some alone time in the shower so I stopped going.  Well fast froward 9 years.  My brother in law just flew in this tuesday and he wanted the Vegas experience so i said ok.  Buffet and the slots machines.  At around 2 am he said he wanted to see some blonde girls so I took him to the only place i've ever been to, LDs.  

From the gecko I realized and remembered why I vowed never to come back.  Going in (they charge for locals now or have they always?) all these beautiful girls are coming up to you and asking if you want to have a "good time" and "I want to make your dick wet and let you cum all over me".  It's a strip club, there's nothing that goes on in there that isn't legal right?  So we sit down have a few smokes and finally after being there for about an hour looking like idiots because he's too nervous and i'm just chilling I set my eyes on this italian/black mix minx thats a straight 12 out of 10.  She comes up to me and rubs my cock and says "you want to cum on me baby?" to which i respond thats not legal and she said I'll make it legal.  So to sum it up we go back and i give her 160 thinking something nice would happen or maybe an option for more money will be asked to given for extra.  NOTHING. hahaha I got a 15 min lap dance and the most she did was put her hands down my pants and felt my nuts and shaft.  

Moral of the story...strippers should double as car salesman because they're good.  Walked away more laughing at my stupidity and knowing what I knew yet still ignoring it.  

 
On another note, any you gents have gotten more WITHIN the strip clubs?

april_luv See my TER Reviews 600 reads
posted
2 / 8

You should of set up two blondes from ter and had them come to the room and you say, have fun  and either stay for the fun or wALk out and let the girls go to town on him.  

I have been a surprise for many friends and they had no clue what was going on.  

He would never know about ter unless you told him. He would be much more happy then the dead end strip club.  

Don't get me wrong , the strip club is fun to go to when you know you have something hot to go home with.  

I can't really answer your question about which places you can get out of club service .  
 
Posted By: WHO127m
Last time I went to a strip club (little Darlings) was when I was about 20 because I realize that the money spent there was just going to waste, at least on my behalf.  I mean I been there about 5-6 times back in my youth and dropped upwards of a 1000 bucks total which isn't a lot but for a kid it was back then.  Finally it hit me...its not like i'm going home with one of the girls at the end of the night and all i do is go home and do some alone time in the shower so I stopped going.  Well fast froward 9 years.  My brother in law just flew in this tuesday and he wanted the Vegas experience so i said ok.  Buffet and the slots machines.  At around 2 am he said he wanted to see some blonde girls so I took him to the only place i've ever been to, LDs.  
   
 From the gecko I realized and remembered why I vowed never to come back.  Going in (they charge for locals now or have they always?) all these beautiful girls are coming up to you and asking if you want to have a "good time" and "I want to make your dick wet and let you cum all over me".  It's a strip club, there's nothing that goes on in there that isn't legal right?  So we sit down have a few smokes and finally after being there for about an hour looking like idiots because he's too nervous and i'm just chilling I set my eyes on this italian/black mix minx thats a straight 12 out of 10.  She comes up to me and rubs my cock and says "you want to cum on me baby?" to which i respond thats not legal and she said I'll make it legal.  So to sum it up we go back and i give her 160 thinking something nice would happen or maybe an option for more money will be asked to given for extra.  NOTHING. hahaha I got a 15 min lap dance and the most she did was put her hands down my pants and felt my nuts and shaft.    
   
 Moral of the story...strippers should double as car salesman because they're good.  Walked away more laughing at my stupidity and knowing what I knew yet still ignoring it.    
   
   
 On another note, any you gents have gotten more WITHIN the strip clubs?  

WHO127m 476 reads
posted
3 / 8

He's married and I didn't want to put him in a situation in which he might have felt uncomfortable or even regret later.  I mean if he was single and watned a good time then yes, everyone would be getting calls.  haha.  And as for the out of club services is just a questions because they always make it where it seems like they're offering more.  Just wondering if thats their sells pitch (which i'mpretty sure it is) or not.

april_luv See my TER Reviews 409 reads
posted
4 / 8

I never visit a strip club expecting too much .  

I know who to call for that :)

WHO127m 473 reads
posted
5 / 8

Posted By: april_luv
I never visit a strip club expecting too much .  
   
 I know who to call for that :)
hahaha noted.

oralconniseur 10 Reviews 374 reads
posted
6 / 8

idiot. Many years ago, I spent 3 hours and over 5G with a beautiful girl at Scores one night and got lap dance, a few strokes and rubs and a limo ride back to my hotel. That is when I realized I was an IDIOT and it was the last time I stepped into a strip club.

CindySpice See my TER Reviews 443 reads
posted
7 / 8

The guy calling at 2:00 A.M.  saying -

Hey , I was just at the strip club , got teased and all worked up.  
Just getting back and I am sooooo horny .
I dropped 2G's just on dances , so now I only have $100 left to my name .....
Can you come over now and fuck me for $100 ??

Now THAT is stupid !!! ;-) ;-)  
because if he was smart , he could have dropped that much  ( or even less ) , and gotten so much more ..... and by 2:00 am would be sleeping like a baby *wink wink*

 
Promising whatever you want to hear , just to get nothing ........yeah that sounds about right.
Well how else would she have gotten your money ???
at least you only spent 160 .

My question is - even if she would let you cum .....and no matter how hot she is ...sorry ewww  
just cumming in public all over my self in 10 minutes ( on HER for sure she would not allow ) .
with the thought of LE maybe sitting right there .......cause yes they do those stings too .

Sorry not my idea of a fun sexy time.
Also paying just to get teased ........not my idea of fun .

but what do I know , I am just a woman ;-) ;-) ;-)  
xoxo CindySpice  
 
 

 
   
 
Posted By: WHO127m
Last time I went to a strip club (little Darlings) was when I was about 20 because I realize that the money spent there was just going to waste, at least on my behalf.  I mean I been there about 5-6 times back in my youth and dropped upwards of a 1000 bucks total which isn't a lot but for a kid it was back then.  Finally it hit me...its not like i'm going home with one of the girls at the end of the night and all i do is go home and do some alone time in the shower so I stopped going.  Well fast froward 9 years.  My brother in law just flew in this tuesday and he wanted the Vegas experience so i said ok.  Buffet and the slots machines.  At around 2 am he said he wanted to see some blonde girls so I took him to the only place i've ever been to, LDs.  
   
 From the gecko I realized and remembered why I vowed never to come back.  Going in (they charge for locals now or have they always?) all these beautiful girls are coming up to you and asking if you want to have a "good time" and "I want to make your dick wet and let you cum all over me".  It's a strip club, there's nothing that goes on in there that isn't legal right?  So we sit down have a few smokes and finally after being there for about an hour looking like idiots because he's too nervous and i'm just chilling I set my eyes on this italian/black mix minx thats a straight 12 out of 10.  She comes up to me and rubs my cock and says "you want to cum on me baby?" to which i respond thats not legal and she said I'll make it legal.  So to sum it up we go back and i give her 160 thinking something nice would happen or maybe an option for more money will be asked to given for extra.  NOTHING. hahaha I got a 15 min lap dance and the most she did was put her hands down my pants and felt my nuts and shaft.    
   
 Moral of the story...strippers should double as car salesman because they're good.  Walked away more laughing at my stupidity and knowing what I knew yet still ignoring it.    
   
   
 On another note, any you gents have gotten more WITHIN the strip clubs?  

closingtime 7 Reviews 315 reads
posted
8 / 8

Posted By: CindySpice
 
 The guy calling at 2:00 A.M.  saying -  
   
 Hey , I was just at the strip club , got teased and all worked up.  
 Just getting back and I am sooooo horny .  
 I dropped 2G's just on dances , so now I only have $100 left to my name .....  
 Can you come over now and fuck me for $100 ??  
   
 Now THAT is stupid !!! ;-) ;-)  
 because if he was smart , he could have dropped that much  ( or even less ) , and gotten so much more ..... and by 2:00 am would be sleeping like a baby *wink wink*  
   
   
 Promising whatever you want to hear , just to get nothing ........yeah that sounds about right.  
 Well how else would she have gotten your money ???  
 at least you only spent 160 .  
   
 My question is - even if she would let you cum .....and no matter how hot she is ...sorry ewww  
 just cumming in public all over my self in 10 minutes ( on HER for sure she would not allow ) .  
 with the thought of LE maybe sitting right there .......cause yes they do those stings too .  
   
 Sorry not my idea of a fun sexy time.  
 Also paying just to get teased ........not my idea of fun .  
   
 but what do I know , I am just a woman ;-) ;-) ;-)  
 xoxo CindySpice  
   
   
   
   
     
   
   
Posted By: WHO127m
Last time I went to a strip club (little Darlings) was when I was about 20 because I realize that the money spent there was just going to waste, at least on my behalf.  I mean I been there about 5-6 times back in my youth and dropped upwards of a 1000 bucks total which isn't a lot but for a kid it was back then.  Finally it hit me...its not like i'm going home with one of the girls at the end of the night and all i do is go home and do some alone time in the shower so I stopped going.  Well fast froward 9 years.  My brother in law just flew in this tuesday and he wanted the Vegas experience so i said ok.  Buffet and the slots machines.  At around 2 am he said he wanted to see some blonde girls so I took him to the only place i've ever been to, LDs.    
     
  From the gecko I realized and remembered why I vowed never to come back.  Going in (they charge for locals now or have they always?) all these beautiful girls are coming up to you and asking if you want to have a "good time" and "I want to make your dick wet and let you cum all over me".  It's a strip club, there's nothing that goes on in there that isn't legal right?  So we sit down have a few smokes and finally after being there for about an hour looking like idiots because he's too nervous and i'm just chilling I set my eyes on this italian/black mix minx thats a straight 12 out of 10.  She comes up to me and rubs my cock and says "you want to cum on me baby?" to which i respond thats not legal and she said I'll make it legal.  So to sum it up we go back and i give her 160 thinking something nice would happen or maybe an option for more money will be asked to given for extra.  NOTHING. hahaha I got a 15 min lap dance and the most she did was put her hands down my pants and felt my nuts and shaft.    
     
  Moral of the story...strippers should double as car salesman because they're good.  Walked away more laughing at my stupidity and knowing what I knew yet still ignoring it.    
     
     
  On another note, any you gents have gotten more WITHIN the strip clubs?  
Oh i know, I actually called her out and told her she coudlnt' do that legally but she said for her its legal .  I'm just glad I didn't show the other two bills I had or I would've been out more.

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