I wake up with a diamond cutting hard on. It’s not strange, only that it didn’t happen for 15 years or so. I am in my mid 40’s and I didn’t wake up like that in my 30’s or even late 20’s. Now it’s back! With a vengeance. I am as single as fucking single gets and it’s got nowhere to go.
It was in my fucking belly button this morning when I woke up. No shit. Haha.
Annoying.
As soon as I get out of bed…it’s all parade rest.
I gotta save it for the honey’s so no Dolphin flogging allowed, but what the fuck? Why now..at my age? Is it a biological thing because I don’t have kids or what?
Can I get a girl in San Diego on speed dial to help me out?
It’s fucking brutal. I can’t tell you all how bizarre this is. I am serious and this is no joke.
I'm 45 and have had the exact opposite experience. I had a GF in college who was fascinated by the penis...she found it really weird that we had this organ that we have no control over. She used to ask me every evening "what's the count?" (meaning how many hard-ons had I had that day) and I'd usually reply between 12-15. Now, at 45, the answer would be like 2-3.
Oh, I was pretty much in the same boat. But until recently I was in a farily commited relationship and I think some innate biological thing kept me for getting 10+ erections a day. Even though I grew very tried of her, I still had this instinct to not stray and thus not just pop a boner just because I could. Now that relatiohship is over it is 10+ per day.
The rock ass hard morning wood stuff is fairly new and actually very slightfully painful. If i could have a nice, wet, tight box to stick it in, all problems are resolved and someone else is going to feel great, I am sure.
I have been working with my company's Senior Counsel a great deal recently and she is 35, hot as hell and very intelligent. I can tell she wants to be more than work mates. Last week we are talking in my office and I am looking and getting rock hard. All of the sudden, she says, "let's go to lunch" and stands up. I have no time to kind of adjust myself and stand up and I see her eyebrows raise. Alas, i am not going to be a homewrecker and I kind of hope she stays away from me. But yeah, this stuff came back. No idea why. Even sometimes for no reason whatsover, like waking up. I was even listening to XM Spice last week coming home from work, dead tried, and I got real uncomfortable. At least I could adjust things in my car.
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