Set off from Heathrow Vegas bound, 7pm we touched the ground, into the cab and off into town, as the lights come up and the sun goes down.
Tomorrow I'm joined by six friends of mine for poker and blackjack, beer and wine. Tonight is mine for sex in the city, only five days, what a pity.
I get the call, the game's begun, nerves and excitement rolled into one. Out of the door and down to the lobby, off to indulge in my favourite hobby.
A drink at the bar, she puts me at ease, a kiss on the lips makes me weak at the knees. Up to the room and back through the door, she's zany and quirky and not just a whore.
I sit on the bed and gently recline, her oral skills are simply divine. Laughter and sex a heady mix, time for bed now I've had my kicks.
The days roll by, the Gods bring me luck, the winnings soon spent on a much wanted fuck.
I've just turned fifty but still feel the same, whoring in Vegas and feeling no shame.
Once again the girl will be mine, sex in the room and then off out to dine. Up all night, what a rush, finally hitting that illusive straight flush.
So Viva Las Vegas, Rock and Roll, you've had my money, body and soul, I sit and reflect, on the plane, oh when oh when will I see you again.
I've been told I should stick with Mr.Virgin.... that's women for you.
Although I'm considering "Poker God", not because of any sexual prowess! It's just that I sat for seven hours at the Aria poker tournament, freezing my tits off, drinking water and trying to stay awake, ended up with $1,050. Basicly I got shit fucking lucky (technical poker term for right cards at the right time).
The winnings certainly made my carnal activities that much sweeter.
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