LV B-ball M&G

If this belongs on "Erotic Humor," scold me and forgive me.

Given the March Madness meet and greet, ought we not observe the sexual nature of basketball-speak?

If you're not "hot" from the outside, "explosive" "players" strive for "penetration" and "go hard to the rack" where they can "draw contact," or, if not, you might need a "pretty spin move" and then "kiss" the glass.  Sometimes it's "in and out" or you might get a "friendly roll." Great players are "ball handlers" who are "tryin' to score."  Other teams want to "make something happen" and like to "get it inside," which is often done with "good looks" where a "high-riser" or a "big guy who is striving for position inside" or a guy who's "got length" likes to "put it in" or "send it in."  And a good guard is always "searchin' for an angle where he can get it in" and "doesn't force it."  A player is always complimented when he is "bigger than he looks."  No matter what, you don't want to "pull up short."

Some games are a "grind" and you have to "control the tempo."  

You always want a "good match up," and the best refs "let 'em play."

Some teams like the "back door play," and some play "man to man" (not that there's anything wrong with that), but it's not my preference.

So forgive me if I threw it "out of bounds."  I know it's best not to go into a "hostile environment" where the crowd sometimes gets "intense and emotional."  LOL!

I'm sure there's a million I missed.  Think of any?