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Chicagohotdog 158 Reviews 762 reads
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Oh, Yeah,

I love to gamble and ....... :)

Mr.Virgin2285 reads

Between me and my friend Spamhead we saw five Casino Girls and turned one down. For convenience, I've written this as though I saw them all.... I didn't. Basically this is how it worked out.


We encountered the first girl in Planet Hollywood. Slim, tight jeans, killer heals and very well groomed. She had made a big effort which is why she stood out from the rest of the gaggle that were hanging around. She was also very approachable and made the whole thing very easy. A price of $300 was agreed and we got into a cab and went back to Caesars. The mood was fun and light hearted with her stroking the inside of my thighs and kissing me on the cheek. We went through the casino, with her hanging on my arm and doing the “Beyonce walk”. Once in the room she danced, stripped and teased, it wasn't just get em off and fuck me! No kissing, DATY and the rest was covered, which suited both parties. She offered a threesome and to stay longer but was not offended when none of this was taken up. The whole time, there was money on the table, a camera, passport and lots of other expensive items (probably not wise but there you go). The whole experience was excellent, we had sex in three different positions in two different rooms and an extended blow job that was top notch.


Next up was a shy, quiet, giggly girl sitting next to us at a bar in Caesars. We talked and bought drinks for about 45 mins. before the “subject” got mentioned. She wanted $300, we said the going rate was $200 and she quickly agreed. We took her number as we said both of us may want to see her again during our trip. Up in the room it all became a bit more business like. After a 15 mins. awesome and very enthusiastic CBJ, she tried up-selling, wanting $100 extra for a shag, saying we hadn't agreed the arrangement before we went up to the room (she had a point and we learned from this). Didn't pay it and she continued the BJ for another full 15 mins. but was reluctant to let me touch her breasts. Still, overall a good time for £200. I felt compelled to tell her if she'd been straight about the service and rates she'd have got more bookings out of us. She got annoyed at this and was on her way. I guess repeat business isn't on the radar in a place like Vegas. We saw her the following day and gave her a resounding booooo. Poor girl looked totally bemused. Perhaps a bit unfair of us.



…....Part two to follow.

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pmashley1368 reads

The story of I'm a cheap jerk with a friend called "Spamhead" is not good. Part 2 isn't bringing lines to the box office I'm fairly certain.

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LuxuriouslyYours1221 reads

Posted By: pmashley
The story of I'm a cheap jerk with a friend called "Spamhead" is not good. Part 2 isn't bringing lines to the box office I'm fairly certain.

Agreed!

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pmashley936 reads

;)

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Mr.Virgin1354 reads

Posted By: pmashley
The story of I'm a cheap jerk with a friend called "Spamhead" is not good. Part 2 isn't bringing lines to the box office I'm fairly certain.
Well It seems to have grabbed your attention! There are always plenty of ads to look at if you're not interest.

You're right, I'm sure there wont be a queue at the box office for this stuff, it's just a review of our experiences. After all, this board is called The Erotic Review.

If $300 a time (OK, one of them was $200) makes me a cheap jerk, then what does it say about some of the $300 girls that advertise on here and the guys that review them?

At what price do I stop being a cheap jerk? Let me guess …...$400?

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pmashley1018 reads

When you can learn how to spell and not butcher the English language.

Jesus, really?

Your price would be out of your tax bracket.  However, you are entertaining and totally free too. I haven't paid one dime for this show. Thank you.
























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thefoozler724 reads

By all means, bring on Part 2!  It really gives me some insight to an area of the hobby that I probably will never venture to.  No to mention that it's a very funny read!

As far as the $200 deal goes, I don't think it's cheap of you at all.  You were in unchartered waters, in a face to face negotiation (and apparently in a buyer's market with all of those competing bar gals usually on hand) and since it wasn't perfectly clear as to what services you were procuring, who's to say that your offer wasn't fair .............. although, you had to figure that it was probably TGTBT.  LOL.  She didn't have to accept your offer, but did so to get her foot in the door .......... with a definite plan to give you something less than you thought you were bargaining for.  

As for booing this unseemly upseller the next time that you saw her .............. OMG that is so funny and apropos!  And I'm sure that just about every guy reading this, who has ever been upsold, will be yelling at his monitor ...................... Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Mr Virgin, way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bonobo13873 reads

Posted By: Mr.Virgin

“Beyonce walk”.
HAHA.
Hey everybody look at me!  I'm a bar skank about to make some $$$!

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Mr.Virgin901 reads

OK, the Byonce Walk thing was at Spams request and she carried it off well. All part of the fun.

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betatester10626 reads

About what time of evening (or day?) did you find most of the casino girls?

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My_Juliet1025 reads

I found this post very interesting.  I have always been curious about how those particular transactions transpire with casino girls.  I love to sit at the bar and make bets with clients about "whose a HO" guessing games.  

I also find it very interesting that there were two very different experiences.  It seems quite on par with what you would find with girls who run ads, sometimes you get a provider who represents and sometimes you get a disappointing upseller.

I'm looking forward to part II of this very curious social experiment.

Related Link: http://www.justjuls.com

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ColtMalt640 reads

What's with the attack above?  Mr. Virgin's post increased my knowledge base, and for that I am appreciative.

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Chicagohotdog786 reads

That's a favorite game, that I like to play as well.

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My_Juliet594 reads

Perhaps next time I'm in Vegas we should set up an interesting wager darling!

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Chicagohotdog763 reads

Oh, Yeah,

I love to gamble and ....... :)

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JustAGal677 reads

How about sometime in January? :))

Lina

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Chicagohotdog576 reads

Only a referree???????????????????

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JustAGal560 reads

Would it involve crazy wild monkey sex followed by breakfast at 5am?

Lina

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A`875 reads

Part (whatever)

I met this smoking hot blond with huge bolt on boobs....she rubbed my legs and thighs all the way back to the hotel room. This one had a Tyra walk though....yup she sure did.

We got to her room and about an hour later I was CALLING FOR BAIL MONEY. I am now banned from ever coming back state side, I have a hefty fine...and I should have used some common sense and not picked up casino girls bc they are like throw the dice on the craps table, with the last money I have....a HUGE RISK.


carry on.........

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MakersMarkWy641 reads

I've had some bad experiences with "casino girls", but none have ever been LE. I seriously doubt that the LVPD is working stings inside. There are working the street action.

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boneboybob760 reads

That being said, there's is no way in HELLLLLL a decoy is going up to a room with a dude, for obvious reasons (the same reasons you'll get pulled over VERY quickly if you pick up a police decoy from the track).

So if it happens... it will happen very quickly. There is an eye in the sky, after all.

However, a lady can get stung going up to a room with a guy. Again, pretty obvious how that works.

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Chicagohotdog799 reads

play craps and/or cards, then spending early morning hours counting our ........ blessings *wink*

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WebTerrorist824 reads

as a movie it will get a better response.
I still consider "Hooker v Hobbyist" the best hobby movie of 2010.


Related Link: Hooker v Hobbyist

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stripclubaddict676 reads

Although I would never pick up a casino girl it was interesting to hear the situation from someone who has.....

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hiddenhills1282 reads

I remember the days before the internet, when I'd be in Vegas for  a convention and CGs were pretty much the way to go. Those were not the good old days!

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boneboybob747 reads

The "OMG SHE'LL ROOFIE YOUR ASS AND YOU'LL WAKE UP MISSING A KIDNEY AND YOUR 40K CARTIER WATCH" is a bit overdone.

It IS a risk, don't get me wrong. One you can mitigate. But it's a risk nonetheless. It's much less of a risk with a reviewed provider, and negligible with an old reliable friend.

The bigger risk, in my experience, is having to deal with upselling and very inconsistent service- some great, some "meh". (I'd be annoyed at a 30 minute CBJ for $200.) It's kind of like the craps table: you might have a hot table and do well, you might do kind of poorly.

The thing is the reviewed girls... I have a MUCH better chance of knowing what I am going to get, and knowing if the chemistry of the session's going to "work" for me, if I am careful at looking at reviews and reviewers. I might pay more, but I've felt I've gotten more. Your Mileage May Vary on that.

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samanthasommers719 reads

As a Lady who used to work with a madame, VIP Casino Hosts, and used to meet gentleman out and about while freelancing, I can honestly say that not all "bar girl" are bad news!  Thanks for sharing your positive experience.  :)

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thefoozler561 reads

Posted By: samanthasommers
As a Lady who used to work with a madame, VIP Casino Hosts, and used to meet gentleman out and about while freelancing, I can honestly say that not all "bar girl" are bad news!  Thanks for sharing your positive experience.  :)
Very nice! .......... Thanks for sharing! (eom)

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Mr.Virgin739 reads

Posted By: betatester10
About what time of evening (or day?) did you find most of the casino girls?
About 1am – 4am. Plenty around from 11pm.
Posted By: Allure`
I met this smoking hot blond with huge bolt on boobs....she rubbed my legs and thighs all the way back to the hotel room. This one had a Tyra walk though....yup she sure did.

We got to her room and about an hour later I was CALLING FOR BAIL MONEY. I am now banned from ever coming back state side, I have a hefty fine...and I should have used some common sense and not picked up casino girls bc they are like throw the dice on the craps table, with the last money I have....a HUGE RISK.
She was black and natural.
The benefit of being there and having the experience is you don't have to rely on Chinese whispers and possibly a hint of paranoia?
Posted By: WebTerrorist
I still consider "Hooker v Hobbyist" the best hobby movie of 2010.
Thanks.
Posted By: thefoozler
As far as the $200 deal goes, I don't think it's cheap of you at all.  You were in unchartered waters, in a face to face negotiation (and apparently in a buyer's market with all of those competing bar gals usually on hand) and since it wasn't perfectly clear as to what services you were procuring, who's to say that your offer wasn't fair .............. although, you had to figure that it was probably TGTBT. LOL.  She didn't have to accept your offer, but did so to get her foot in the door .......... with a definite plan to give you something less than you thought you were bargaining for.
Well observed. After the $200 girl we made it clear we were looking for a straightforward suck and fuck without any drama or upsell. We had no problems from that point on.
Posted By: samanthasommers
Thanks for sharing your positive experience.  :)
You're a smart girl Samantha.

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Bonobo13606 reads

It was informative and a good read.

Every guy I know (including foreigners) has partied in Vegas and guess what happens at 2am in these casinos?  Scantilly clad girls strut their stuff and guys have penises, a buzz, and cash.

Yes, I've been there and done that.  Hopefully never again, but no promises.

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