Hey folks here's the story 'bout Miki the Moocher
She was a low-down Hoochie Koocher
She was the roughest toughest frail
But Miki had a heart as big as a whale  
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She messed around with a bloke named coochie
She loved him cause he loved to smootchy
He took her down to L.A.town
And showed her how to kick the gong around

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She had a dream about the pond of water
He gave her things he new he never oughta
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with the platinum wheels

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He gave her is townhouse and his racin' horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
Which she earned from the guys one at a time

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Miss ya too!
Sincerely