People! Please! I can't read this stuff fast enough to keep up! Still, I do feel compelled... I wanta read it all before the editing monster gets it's hands on this page.

Thank God, this time I didn't get all tangled up in this... Of course, there's still time I suppose... I'm just about the only one left that needs to start an agency.

I may have passed on some stray threadlets buried in there, but I'm pretty proud of myself for burning an evening trying to follow all of this s**t.

My synopsis:

1. Is it possible that everybody I've ever known on this board is just ONE DAMNED GUY!? They're all created in HIS imagination, and just him and ME are the only one's paying for and supporting TER. It might be a gal though... that would be okay... sorta..

2. Maybe I'M a "SOCKPUPPET"!!! Oh SHIT!

3. What did they do with the real Pokergent?? I used to use him as my Asshole litmus paper - If I pissed him off, I'd introspect some. Now... I don't know... us jerks gotta stick together... Phil??

4. I want to be led/controlled/influenced by Nikki Avalon. Be one of her KNIGHTS. Yeah! Maybe a Nikki sockpuppet... hell, I'd be content to just be one of her socks...

5. I find Vegas very attractive... I find Ms. Banks to be attractive, too, depending on the photo/angle (but I think she could probably do to lose the gynecology shot as unflattering). I'm really hoping they turn out to be real gals.

Last (and most controversial, probably) - IMHO, whoever let the monkeys out of the cage needs to round em back up. Their aggressive defense of the gals noted above has done the ladies nothing but harm. Wherever these guys came from, no matter how long they've been around, they definitely have a distorted view of the mechanics, relationships, or characters on this board.



Guys, Gals, and in-betweens: You only have to get one fact wrong in order to make all your facts suspect.


As for me: I'd like to say that Number 6 speaks for me, but I have no idea what he's saying, ever, so I could be wrong....



That's right, come on Smarty. Back me up on this.......

LOL

Modified to clean up some unacceptable punctuation.

-- Modified on 3/12/2008 8:58:49 PM

Quit starting shit.  Everyone knows that you are an agency shill.  What, did you feel left out because we forgot to mention you by name?  Waaaah.

Nikki said that you can hold her sock, but only after she pisses in it.

What do you have against gynecologists?  They look at smelly pussies all day, and you can't handle one beav shot.  Waaaah again, you pansie.

I'm just messing with you.