because they are doing that slurry seal thing to my street, and they have blocked the side streets and I'm not allowed to drive on the slurry stuff anyway...

So, I figured if you are trapped in your house and can't drive anywhere...it is obviously the perfect time to drink, this is logical right?

So...I have been drinking high octane White Russians (with three shots per drink instead of one)...and then it dawned on me...I get, shall we say, "friendly" when I drink...

So, I'm alone and feeling the warm glow of my buddy Vodka, trapped in my house, and since the street is blocked off no one can even visit me...even if I could find a woman crazy enough to...

Damn!!!! Bad plan!!!!

Ok...here is what I need from my fellow TERmites...I have the rechargeable batteries...I have the Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket Vibe...I have the requisite fierce horny-ness, I...I need fantasy fodder...Help a horny, drunk lesbian out...stories, pictures, videos, something...

LOOK OUT THE WINDOW FOR THE DROP!!!

-- Modified on 7/9/2007 3:06:55 PM

You're a lesbian?  I always saw your name and thought of you as a guy.  Guess I never read enough of your posts.

 How about going and checking out photos of providers in other cities not local to you...Maybe that will give you some inspiration.

--Kreyzy

Say it isn't so.  For those so closely related, our taste in women is quite different.  That, and all my stories with women involve my weenie in some way or another (you know...please can I put my weenie in your ear, or things like that).  If it helps you in any way, I can email you a list of hopefuls for my upcoming "annual week of debauchery".

As an aside, I'm gonna need to try the 3x White Russians.  That sounds pretty damn good.

Not that I have anything against White Russians, I guess you have not found that lost shaker of salt.

any chance a pic or two of me could help...you could laugh youself to orgasm.

Thank You
2007=27

I always miss out on my chances WTF!!!!  I wish I was there drinking some russians with you my webba instead of looking at these fours walls they like to call hotel rooms.  Talk about boring.  I'm going to need a fantasy pretty soon too.  Horny and nothing to do, NO BUENO!!!  I miss you my Webba and will see you when I get home.

Hugs and Smooches Babe,
Tasha

It was a hot afternoon, andyouand Karrie were riding on the back of the trike and making out like it was nobody's business... sure wasn't mine, I was driving.
Enjoy the memory.

Doc deserves some kind of award. It was the first time I've been stoned since the 1960s.

I don't think I even ought to mention Nikki Avalon introducing me to Red Bull at the M&G.

Da Webbie is really a closet heterosexual. Especially after the third shot of Patron. But keep trying!

I can't say as looking at women's pictures or thinking about my time on the back of the trike, or thinking of Miss Sugar helped alleviate the horny any...but they did make me smile...

My dog stole the shirt Mr Smarty dropped...but she is a lesbian dog so it works.

To Mr Followme...I found the salt but alas the bottle of Patron was empty.

My Dear evil twin....remeber white russians where they take the most healthy, natural drink in the world and add milk to it.  *grin*

Mr Mathesar...not just Red Bull; Jagerbombs!!!

So, I ended up sleeping of my drunk and when I awoke the slurry stuff was dried and and the street was unblocked...but now I'm trapped because my registration expired yesterday.

Sneak out the back door, tiptoe around to the front drive where the incriminating evidence is plastered on your plate, X out the number, write OOPS on it, get your registration paper out, carefully back the car out onto the now dry slurry, pull out onto the main street, Go to NV State License Bureau Office, slink in wearing your incognito sunglasses (extra large size) and the lesbian t-shirt you stole from the dog who took it from Smarty, saunter up to the window and................Pay for a new registration and sticker....THEN REALIZE THAT YOU HAD A 30 DAY GRACE PERIOD ALL ALONG.

Put the new sticker on your plate and the new registration papers in the glove box. Get in the car and race over to Tasha's place to molest her.

Any questions?

Sweet Dreams!!!!!!!!

I already renewed my registration...just waiting for the sticker to come, so technically can drive without a problem.

The problems...
I don't know where Tasha's place is
I am pretty sure she isn't there

Head towards me... but she isn't with me, so it only helps a little.