Las Vegas
Of course I was drinking! But still doesn't take away the fact I received this call, at work, sober.
Well, sober enough... 
I REALLY look forward to seeing these ladies together! Seen 'em both separately, so together would be a hell of a fucking ride!!!
It seems a couple of ladies were talking, and wanted to make me the middle of an Oreo sammich?
Hmmmm! I like the idea!
No, LOVE the idea!
Let's please!....
Nothing personal, but the cool thing to do would be to have the session and then post your review. As it is, it seems like you are just giving yourself an 10/10 based on who you are. You dig, my brother?
I admit, I get carried away sometimes. Fuck, most of the time!
Thank you for drawing my attention to this lack of judgement on my part.
If and when this meeting takes place, I'll certainly write a review about it.
Thanks, IQ67! For gently putting me in my place!
Of course I was drinking! But still doesn't take away the fact I received this call, at work, sober.
Well, sober enough...
I REALLY look forward to seeing these ladies together! Seen 'em both separately, so together would be a hell of a fucking ride!!!
That the use of "a" vs "an" would be a decision point for you. Especially before an numeric value as that is tricky. But that is your choice of course. Good call on being on topic with the alias. All is fair game I suppose. The point of my post was the act of self-shilling by hobbyist on the TER boards. There seems to be a few individuals that frequently do this. I have mixed feeling about this as while it is really harmless, it is also a bit tiresome to constantly see these type posts as these hobbyist seem to put themselves upon a pedestal above everyone else; ie providers calling them begging for their services. I just seems like a subtle slap in the face to everyone else here. Maybe these hobbyist are Adonis types, but they don't need to rub it in everyones faces. And neither do the providers as it demeans everyone else. That's my point. So it's your choice on the value of that numeric value. I too come from a place of love and light. Hence this post.
I wasn't self-shilling. You can sit there and tell me, or anyone else here, that if and when a provider calls, emails, texts or PMs your ass that that wouldn't make you feel good? That she and another want to see you because you're a fun guy?
WTF?!!!
I'll admit, I talk a lot of shit. So fucking what?!
Some people dig it, some people don't.
The one's that don't, why?
You know I'm some drunk talking shit. Why do your panties get all in a twist? Are you that insecure?
You know what? I TALK with some of these ladies. About ALL sorts of shit! And guess what? They're just as insecure as you and I!
That's right! We're ALL human! WTF?!!!
So some fucking asshole(me) comes on here and starts rattling cages. And I get all sorts of hate-mail and shit when the people that know me here best know I'm just having fun.
Said it before, and I'll say it again. I'M HERE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!!
What's so fucking hard to understand about that? Fuck!!!
And for the most part, knowing goddam well the 'few individuals' that are more than likely going to spew their shit, why read it?
Who the fuck put a gun to your head and made you read the shit we spew because we have diarrhea of the mouth?!
You know, if you knew me, like some certain people here do, you wouldn't have posted. Not in this fashion.
But to know me is to love me. Or at least like me to an extent.
Give me a chance, fucker. I might surprise you...!
Where the hell did I say these ladies were going to pay me?
I think you're just starting shit.
Give me a few more beers so I can reach your stupidity!
And actually somewhat bewildered.
Might be the booze talking, but not sure if you're hobbyist or provider.
Your sensibilities, and calling yourself 'mother hen' suggest provider.
But calling me 'brother' suggests hobbyist.
I'd appreciate a PM, between you and I, and you can tell me what you really think.
I'm not totally insensitive, or unresponsive.
Just like to know whom I'm dealing with.
Would that be too much?
I'd PM myself, but you posted under an alias...!
If you look, there's a (tm) after my 'name' instead of a (c) on MINE.
Getting the impression there's something going on...
It's all good! I might be drunk, but I'm not an idiot!
Especially since Admin is in the know now...!
BTW, have an idea for two other duos. If I could pull it off, 2 ladies for 2 hours each night for 3 nights?
Oh yeah! I'd be a happy mutha-fucka!
Just might retire!
Nah! I wouldn't do that to my haters! lol!!!
You don't have any friends, remember?!
As a matter of fact, it's also a fav of the two ladies I'll be seeing!
Absolute-ly! lol!!!
And as far as MY potty mouth? I would've called you a 'lady', but as many F-bombs YOU dropped, I'm used to hearing that in the bedroom, not on the boards...
But yeah, I can understand you getting sick of my 'drunken shtick'.
And to tell the truth, I've been drinkin' a hell of a lot longer than I've been hobbyin'.
Guess old habits die hard!
So, I really don't know what to tellya, other than if you REALLY want to get my attention, why don't you use your 'real' username so everybody can agree with you.
Honestly? I read your post to a lovely I was on the phone with. She told me 'Mike, she's a mean and hurtful woman. She has issues.' This went on, but I think you get the picture.
And another thing! Believe it or not! I get PMs, calls, texts, and emails from a lot of ladies that appreciate my banter. Going off on the buttplug 'gents' that hate my ass. But take it easy on the ladies that don't dig me, like you.
Why? Because ultimately I respect the woman.
And that's why I'm offering you this....
You said you would never see me. That's cool. Would you do me the favor of sending me a PM of exactly who you are so I don't waste either of our time If I ever see your profile and think you and I could have a good time?
It'll be between us, And I'll never bother you for a date. Ever.
Ohhh! I have one more thing to say on this subject. We're supposed to be discreet, but I will contact these ladies that I WILL PAY to spend time with, and ask them if it's cool that I post their names.
Just to satisfy your equally egotistical mind and over-active imagination.
I've said it before, and obviously I have to keep on sayin' it....
I'm all for honesty and revelation. The only problem I would have is for the people that are involved. It's their call....!
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Who the 2 ladies are and I wish they would call me and ask me to be an Oreo Cookie with them...WOW! can I photograph it.... You are so Lucky MP67.
Lustfully Yours,
Tori Blake 
And if others would know that I appreciate that, it wouldn't have gotten this far.
Fuck! I mean, what does it take?
The only ones that know and can dig what I'm doin' are the ladies!
Actually makes sense, for obvious reasons!
After I had to PM a certain mod about some shit.
Should have not been modified in the firstplace, then it never would've came to this.
But some people gotta play their games...!
Though, Sir Paul, I prefer this one you did way back when...!