Haha more or less as I thought. It's no worries, I'll be back next year with a proper bank roll so I will bide my time and enjoy London. I curse the shit luck of being sent here last minute with absolutely no mad money! oh well. Thanks for the laughs, though! I especially like the idea of sitting on a street corner with a sign that says, why lie? I need an escort! Haha
Now if I could only find some way to expense it... Haha
-jetjo
So I'm in town from overseas for a weekend, and was very keen to have a little fun, but I'm thinking my hopes don't align with my budget.
Hopes: incall, girl on the thin side, under 40. Lots of dfk and daty. Unrushed, ideally msog. No implants.
Budget: absolute max of 200
. (who comes to Vegas with such a ridiculous budget? Unfortunately, it's an unplanned business trip and just paid my 1 year lease payment, cash is non-existent!)
I don't get over here often and would hate to not have a little fun so, should I just accept defeat and pack it up? Save it for London as I'll be there for a week soon?
After my search (yes I'm VIP) on TER yielding very old reviews, I turned to BP but fear scams from in reviewed providers. Found a girl that looks interesting ( http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-incall-special-2-girl-special-limited-time-23/5559476 ) but again, can't find a review anywhere so meh.
On that topic, what's the point of posting fakes? Where is the profit from it? Don't guys just shove off if there is a bait and switch? I just don't see the angle, you know?
Anyways, some friendly guidance is appreciated.
-jetjo
Take 50 of that 200 and play a hand of blackjack. If you lose, 150 will still be enough for a BP girl. If you win, book Monique who is running a great 1hr/$250.00 special (see link).
The girl in your link looks too good to be true to me, but you never know. As for why they bother with the bait & switch; most guys figure "what the fuck, I'm here already." It must work most of the time, because most of the pics used there have to be fake.
Just another reason to go with your friendly neighborhood TER approved provider.
Dude.... Really?
You are about to hit the entertainment capital of the world.... NO DOUBT.
The hotties here are a one in a lifetime expereince so while I can appreciate you are on a "Budget".... you have the opportunity to be able to experience the best that life has to offer.
Step it up to $300 and Jade Bouton will probably meet your standards... Splurge and there are some ladies here that will rock your world and leave an implant in your brain that will keep you smiling until they pull the plug on you.
Dude.... this is Vegas.... We don't play around here when it comes to having a good time.....
Step it up..... Make it happen.
I hear "Budget" and I feel so bad for you that I've got to take you out and show you what Vegas is all about.
"Budget" will be thrown right out the window after a couple of hours with me....
Lots of Laughing!
Hopes: incall, girl on the thin side, under 40. Lots of dfk and daty. Unrushed, ideally msog. No implants.
Budget: absolute max of 200
I don't get over here often and would hate to not have a little fun so, should I just accept defeat and pack it up? Save it for London as I'll be there for a week soon?
After my search (yes I'm VIP) on TER yielding very old reviews, I turned to BP but fear scams from in reviewed providers. Found a girl that looks interesting ( http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-incall-special-2-girl-special-limited-time-23/5559476 ) but again, can't find a review anywhere so meh.
On that topic, what's the point of posting fakes? Where is the profit from it? Don't guys just shove off if there is a bait and switch? I just don't see the angle, you know?
Anyways, some friendly guidance is appreciated.
-jetjo
there are not that many choices on this site but there are few ladies that have reviews here on TER that fit your criteria.A couple are recent reviews.Might want to do a google search of las vegas reviews and see what comes up.If you cannot find reviews by googling phone# or email probably not someone you want to see here in Vegas.No there are some guys who will go forward with a bait and switch some who know about review sites.This is Vegas but there are many ladies in all kinds of ranges just have to look a little harder here in Vegas for what you are requesting.
There's a lot of low priced ladies on bp that's the best place to look.
3 franklins and you could find someone, but "absolute max of 200" is like mission impossible. and the fact you want to spend less, MEH. Concerning your last comment about posting fake reviews, have you ever heard of the expression "there's a sucker born every minute" And no guys just don't "shove off", many think with their little head instead of their big head and that's why b/s advertisers flourishes.
It's a sticky situation, i can explain away 200 loss with some conflict, but if 300 vanish, I'm going to get killed (wife knows I don't gamble). Normally I'll build a mad money pot up (100 here, 100 there so I have a unknown bankroll), but since in my current home country, rent is usually paid in one check for the year, been concentrating on that and wasn't prepared for a surprise trip to Vegas.
And it still defies logic that bait and switch is worth it that there are so many of them. Especially when they are all screaming about being 100% legit. I don't care how much or little I was paying, if it was not the girl advertised, I would shove off no questions asked. Even if the replacement was attractive! If they'll lie about that, the whole thing is shady. Oh well, as you said - suckers.
-jetjo
Go out onto Las Vegas Boulevard and start begging for money.
Make a creative sign and have a sales pitch. You want people to put quarters in your cup and not the homeless lady next to you with a dog.
"Why lie, I need a whore" was written on a sign the last time I was there.
Good Luck
Make a creative sign and have a sales pitch. You want people to put quarters in your cup and not the homeless lady next to you with a dog.
"Why lie, I need a whore" was written on a sign the last time I was there.
Good Luck
I would just simply grab my $200 and sit down to a table of war...
Win or lose, 1 hit... and from $400 you can get a really classy escort!
You are in Vegas, give it a try!
GOOD LUCK!
Haha more or less as I thought. It's no worries, I'll be back next year with a proper bank roll so I will bide my time and enjoy London. I curse the shit luck of being sent here last minute with absolutely no mad money! oh well. Thanks for the laughs, though! I especially like the idea of sitting on a street corner with a sign that says, why lie? I need an escort! Haha
Now if I could only find some way to expense it... Haha
-jetjo
Goddam. 200 big ones, eh? Well, maybe a casino troll might entertain you for half an hour.
I'd suggest going to the roulette tables, put it all on black, or red, and hope to double it. If you win, do it again. THEN you'll have something to work with.
Other than that, get a nice bottle of scotch, get drunk and jerk off to the porn on your room's TV.
Hope this helps! ![]()
From SD & she offers specials you maybe in luck heres her reviews below!
FYI- TER guys I see plenty of reviewed providers who post on other boards or sites for way less!
Free tip- it never hurts to ask for a discount what's the worst that could happen? She says NO lmfao!!
Hopes: incall, girl on the thin side, under 40. Lots of dfk and daty. Unrushed, ideally msog. No implants.
Budget: absolute max of 200
I don't get over here often and would hate to not have a little fun so, should I just accept defeat and pack it up? Save it for London as I'll be there for a week soon?
After my search (yes I'm VIP) on TER yielding very old reviews, I turned to BP but fear scams from in reviewed providers. Found a girl that looks interesting ( http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-incall-special-2-girl-special-limited-time-23/5559476 ) but again, can't find a review anywhere so meh.
On that topic, what's the point of posting fakes? Where is the profit from it? Don't guys just shove off if there is a bait and switch? I just don't see the angle, you know?
Anyways, some friendly guidance is appreciated.
-jetjo
Always available. 10 in performance, but only 5 in looks, but can't beat the price!
I've been trying some bp and other ladies of late, and I have to say that the $300 threshold is a big one for quality, though I'm sure there are exceptions to be found. I just had two dates for $180 and $200--I got off, but the quality of the ladies was substantially lower than others a bit higher. We are talking about older and rougher/lived. Nice people, but without the looks factor.
For $200, you will have to do a lot of searching for ones that are reviewed--don't take one for the team, you'll likely lose. One of the ladies mentioned above told me that basically all of backpage ladies are bait and switch or agencies, etc. While I'm sure that's not totally true, it does seem like there is a lot of caution to be employed exploring that world.