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just for those who don't know me for long .. my handle  NTL  relates to my predilection towards lovely women with more than ample decolletage ..   i didn't realize til later some might think i was referring to male anatomy   LOL  

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I assumed anatomy & was turned off. Too large is scary. I just read a SW post on Twitter asking if providers should charge more for bigger boys…

i knew a girl ( platonic friend ) who told me of a guy she dated .. third date time to party .. she goes "he unrolls a knockwurst"   she tells him  " I ain't housing that !" LOL)   said her jaw hurt for 3 days and never saw him again !!  

like anything in life extremes  like too small or too big are never good.  

old joke --- woman walks up to a pharmacist and asks " do you sell the XL condoms"?  he goes, yes .. her reply could you point out who buys them!  LOL

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