just for those who don't know me for long .. my handle NTL relates to my predilection towards lovely women with more than ample decolletage .. i didn't realize til later some might think i was referring to male anatomy LOL
i knew a girl ( platonic friend ) who told me of a guy she dated .. third date time to party .. she goes "he unrolls a knockwurst" she tells him " I ain't housing that !" LOL) said her jaw hurt for 3 days and never saw him again !!
like anything in life extremes like too small or too big are never good.
old joke --- woman walks up to a pharmacist and asks " do you sell the XL condoms"? he goes, yes .. her reply could you point out who buys them! LOL
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