Ha ha!!!!

Love and Light and laughs,

Ashley Jade

makes me wish I was 40 years older.

i am officially out of the Hobby.

Ok, maybe not...but this image does not help.

I heard from my boyfriend Ernie the other day.  It was on the occasion of his 80th birthday.  In honor of the occasion, he married a 20-year old girl.  

He rang me up the very next day and he said "Soph, Soph", he always called me Soph, "Soph I just married myself a 20-year old girl - what do you think of that?"

I said to him "Ernie when I am 80 years old, I will marry myself a 20-year old boy and let me tell you something Ernie; 20 goes into 80 a hell of a lot more than 80 goes into 20".

I'm pretty sure Betty White ISN'T a provider...

Calm down it was a joke.  Not a visual geared towards your official retirement from the hobby.

Unless, of course,  you've saved up quite a nice nest egg of cash in the "whore-O-1-K" retirement package I heard Miss White founded and offers!!!

I've extensively searched the net and the makers of Chia Pet haven't seem to come out with "Chia Vagina" ....just "Chia Head."

LMAO

Ashley

Whore O-1-K is so nighties. Me and my friend's now refer to it as the "home equity line of gambling, boating and fun girls" Awesome that you can draw down some money for a night with a hottie and have it be tax sheltered.

I don't live in Nevada, so home equity lines are still fairly common here.