Las Vegas
Have wonderful Birthday Sex……,
With your favorite partner or your ex…..,
A sweet-sweet cake, that everyone expects…..,
Proud candles glowing, for special effects…….! ! !
Make the ‘first cut’, and dish the pieces out…….,
As good cheer and laughter echoes about…….,
A fantastic time, will be had by all……,
As we celebrate and sing, you’ll be having a ball……,
A special party come true, and all of it is for that ‘special’ you……,
Birthday Sex, yes, Birthday Sex……..,
If friends don’t understand, just have them read my post…….,
And if someone gets mad, bent or distressed……,
Just look them in the eye, and say, “OK, you’re next.”……,
So strip to your birthday suit, collect your birthday loot……,
AND HAVE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY SEX……..! ! !
Thank you! Wish I knew who you were! 
May you get laid well and thoroughly!
But it's tomorrow! That's alright, though, it's greatly appreciated!
Nice lady in one of my accounts made a cake for me. Something nice/sexy/cool is coming in the mail.
But the rest, and the best, I can't share! 
I think I might have a drink or two, though, for the pre-celebration seeing as how I don't have to work tomorrow!
Thanks again!
Fucking peace!
(Original poem by Joanna Fuchs)
The _____ day that you were born
Is filled with many _________;
Our _______ and our _____ bond
Are my life’s greatest _________.
Your birthday brings me _________
And fills me with ________;
My gift to you is all my _____
And unshakable _______.
Okay, people.... lets fill in the blanks.
Is putting fuck, fucking and fucks in the spaces.
Sorry, I know I have a potty-mouth.
Gotta love me though!
Thanks Gabby!
