At the last get together, it is reported than many ladies attended, and a wonderful time was had by all the gents in attendance...this time only one lady arrived, and at that was about 5 1/2 to 6 hours after the initial start time for the get together...
So, clearly there had to have been a diffenece in the last meeting and this one that would cause the ladies to not attend...

Not to be too much of a negative narcissist (it's all about me, but in really bad ways) they obvious difference was that I attended this one...it is a rather well know fact amongst my friends and aquaintances that I am woman repelant.  

Now, Miss Nikki Avalon did attend, but that really just proves what a brave and charitable lady she is and how much she likes the gents...that she would actually face being in my company to see the guys should be evidence to all how much she really does like all of you...and that she would actually get within 20 feet of me proves her bravery. Her charitable nature is evidenced by the fact she would actually hug me...she is a verutable saint I tells ya...I am at a loss to explain the ear thing...butmy left ear is most grateful.

Anyway, I accept all blame for the lack of female participants at the get together and will, for the good of the attendees at the next get together, remain in my well appointed cave on the outskirts of town.