Being a pilot I enjoy many opportunities !  OK this was a few years ago (as I am a recovering mile club addict I only do balconys now !) I was making a dead head trip back from LA and was enjoying the company of a very attractive lady. She as in the back and right after take off she appeared in the front cabin asking me to turn down the heat. I always fly single pilot and asked her if she would like to join me in the cockpit ! she graciously accepted ! We were in RVSM airspace which requires strict attention to the altitude assignment ! Soon she was in my lap and and we were having a bit of fun. When returning to her seat she accidentally pushed the BRB (big red button) autopilot disconnect. All you pilots know. well her panties got hung in the yoke and the real fun began !!!!  Soon we were decending out of our assigned altitude and ATC wanted to know why . After a letter from my local FISDO all was settled ! Never again unless I'm a passenger !  

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